One day we see Wario knocking on Mario's house.

Wario: Open the door.

Mario: Why?

Wario: Open the door.

Mario: It is.

Wario: That explains that.

Mario: What do you want, Wario?

Wario: I need a partner to rob places.

Mario: Blank.

Wario: Blank.

Mario: Sure I'll help you... but you’ve got to get me something in return...

Wario: What?

Mario: Nothing.

Wario: Ok.

Wario gives Mario... Mario got nothing!

Mario: Woohoo!

Wario: Let's go then.

Mario and Wario go to the Mushroom Bank

Wario: Give us your money!

Toad Banker: I can't do that, sir!

Mario: Why?

Toad Banker: We have no money. You see, we just opened today.

Wario: Is that why it says grand opening on the front?

Toad Banker: Pretty much, yeah.

Mario: I see.

Wario: Don't yell!

Toad Banker: I'm not-

Mario pushes the Toad banker and they leave to go somewhere else.

Wario: Let's try that place, Mario!

Mario: Looks like it has a lot of money!

Mario and Wario go to Wario's house, where Waluigi is sleeping

Mario: GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY AND ITEMS!

Waluigi: Huh... WHA? Oh, it’s just you, Wario.

Wario: Be quiet!

Waluigi: What are you doing, Wario?

Mario: Robbing you.

Waluigi: Good one... No, that's a bad joke.

Mario passes Waluigi’s stuff to Wario and Wario puts it outside.

Waluigi: I'm calling the cops!

Mario: We have cops here?

Waluigi: I guess so.

Mario: Don't think about it then! We don't have masks on and you can tell who we are, so you will explain what we look like to the  cops and we will go to jail then.

Waluigi: Fine.

Mario and Wario rob from the rest of Wario's house, then leave.

Mario: Where do we put it?

Wario: In my house, I guess.

Wario and Mario go back to Wario's house

Wario: Who robbed the place?

Waluigi: You did just a-

Mario: Don't blame us for your problems, Waluigi.

Wario: You’re lucky we just robbed a house!

Wario passes the stuff to Mario as Mario puts it back in the house.

Mario: I can't believe you let someone rob the house.

Waluigi: You guys are-

Wario: SHUT UP!

When Wario and Mario are done they go outside.

Wario: What a waste of time so far.

Mario: Indeed.

Wario: Let's go somewhere else.

Mario and Wario go to the Koopa Bank.

Koopa Banker: What can I do for you?

Mario: Give us all your money!

Koopa Banker: I can't do that.

Wario: Why?

Koopa Banker: I would go poor then.

Mario: Good reason.

Wario: I can see why he does not want to give us the money now.

Mario and Wario go outside.

Mario: He was nice.

Wario: Yep.

Mario: So we have nothing still.

Wario: Looks like it.

Mario and Wario go over to a Goomba.

Wario: Give us your money.

Goomba: I c-can't!

Mario: Why is that?

Goomba: I-I left it in m-my other p-pocket!

The Goomba runs off.

Mario: Oh.

Wario: Let's try that castle all the way back there.

Mario: Looks far away… Ok.

Mario and Wario walk over to Bowser's castle.

Mario: The perfect crime!

Wario and Mario start taking the stuff outside and going back inside for more.

Bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MARIO AND WARIO?!

Mario: Errrr... You have not been paying your bills, so you will repay us by giving us some of your stuff.

Bowser: I have to pay bills?

Wario: Today is... pay your bills day.

Bowser: I always miss the holidays.

So Mario and Wario go back to Wario's house and put all of Bowser’s stuff there.

Mario: Sweet!

Wario: Let's go to Toad's house.

Mario and Wario go in Toad's house, which is still broken from Mario's airplane.

Toad: FIX MY HOUSE!

Mario: Only if you give us all your stuff.

Toad: IT'S BROKEN ANYWAY!

Mario and Wario fix the house and take all the stuff and put it in Wario's house

Mario: One more, Wario, I’m tired.

Wario: Ok, ok.

So Mario and Wario go to Mario's house.

Luigi: Hey, Bro.

Mario shakes Luigi and throws him outside.

Mario: Neat stuff.

Wario: Sure is.

Mario: Reminds me of my house... LUIGI STOLE ALL THE HOUSE ITEMS AND PUT THEM IN THIS RANDOM ROOM!

Wario: Let's take it back then!

Wario and Mario take all the stuff and put it in Wario's house.

Waluigi: Neat stuff, Wario.

Wario: It replaces the stuff that got stolen.

Waluigi: ... Whatever.

The house catches fire

Waluigi: WARIO! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Wario: So? There's nothing important in there.