One day in Mario's house, Luigi is seen in bed, sneezing his guts out due to him being sick with the swine flu. Mario walks in.

Mario: Luigi, I'm gong to read you a story!

Luigi: No! Remember *sneeze* the last *sneeze* time you *barf* did that?

Flashback…

A giant robot is shooting lasers everywhere, everything is on fire, and everyone is a pig due to having the swine flu. All because Mario read Little Red Riding Hood to Luigi..

Mario: And to think that day started so hilarious, and ended so very badly. *shivers* But not this time, because I'm reading you The 3.7 Not Little but Not Big Yoshis.

Luigi: Uhhh... Fine. *sneeze*

Mario: Ahem...

One day in Yoshi Valley, three Yoshis named Zombie, Starch, and Buildy-

Luigi: What *sneeze* kind of @#$% name is *barf* Buildy?!

Mario: The best name ever! Anyway...

-built their own houses. Zombie made his house out of BRAINS , Starch made his house out of corn, and Buildy made his house out of-

Luigi: *sneeze* Bricks? *sneeze*

-EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE EXPLOSIVES!

Luigi: ?! *barf*

So they lived happily ever after, until the Not Big but definitely not small Huff N' Puff, who wasn't very nice, came. He flew over to the Zombie house.

"Let me in!" said the Not Big but definitely not small Huff N' Puff, who wasn't very nice.

"Not by the saliva on my tonguey tongue tongue" said Zombie.

"Then I'll Huff N' Puff, and blow you house away so it lands in Kentucky!" said the Not Big but definietly not small Huff N' Puff, who wasn't very nice.

So Huff N' Puff- you know, I'll just call him that, a lot easier than copy and pasting the name all the time- blew Zombie's brain house to Kentucky. Zombie then ran over to Starch's home and got inside. "Let me in!" said Huff N' Puff.

"Not by the saliva on our tonguey tongue tongues- OUCH! Zombie, stop trying to eat my brain," said Starch.

"But it looks delicious," said Zombie.-

Luigi: *sneeze* Uhhh, this is a *sneeze* weird story…

Mario: No it's not, it's a classic!

-"Ok, back to the important part, then I'll Huff N' Puff, and blow your house to Nebraska!"

"Hey, you only blew my house to Kentucky, why this one all the way to Nebraska?" said Zombie.

"I'm lazy," said Huff N' Puff. So he blew the corn house to Nebraska, and the two Yoshis went inside Buildy's house. "Let me in!" said Huff N' Puff.

"Not by the fungus on my foot!" said Buildy.

"O_O" said the other three people.-

Luigi: *barf* Fungus talk makes me puke, especially since *barf* out best friends are fungus.

Mario: Take your mind off of that and start sneezing again.

-"What?" said Buildy.

"Then I'll Huff N' Puff, and blow your house to Kentucky!" said Huff N' Puff.

"Oh, so now you go ba-" said Zombie, but he was interrupted by Huff N' Puff blowing, but nothing happened. So he did it harder, but to no effect.

"Phew... uhhhhh... THAT'S IT!" said Huff N' Puff. He blew fire on the explosives. The fuses were lit, and Huff N' Puff laughed! But the Yoshis walked out the back door and left the blast radius and became chicken farmers. Huff N' Puff then was blown up. The End.

Mario: So how was the story?

Luigi: That was the stupidest *sneeze* story I ever heard.

Mario: >:( WHAT?! This is my favorite book! DIE!

Mario throws the book at Luigi, who ducks. The book hits a lamp, causing the whole Mushroom Kingdom to get set ablaze. Then a giant robot appears and shoots lasers. Luigi walks out and turns into a pig due to the swine flu, then everyone except Mario turns into a pig. All because of the story!

Mario: Uhhh... Peach did it!

Moral: Eat cake, it tastes good.