One day at Wario's house, Wario is watching TV.

Wario: WALUIGI!

Waluigi comes in

Waluigi: What is it?

Wario: Wha?

Waluigi: I told you to call me if it's important.

Wario: You’re just mad because you’re not important!

Waluigi: Am not-

Wario: Stop yelling, you big bully!

Waluigi: Am not-

Wario: Will you be quiet for five seconds, Waluigi?!

Waluigi: ...

Wario: That's better.

Waluigi: So what do you want?

Wario: A bag of chips.

Waluigi: But the last time I got you a bag of chips I went to jail.

Wario: For what?

Waluigi: For stealing a bag of chips.

Wario: You moron! You pay for food.

Waluigi: But you framed me!

Wario: Stop blaming me for your problems, Waluigi!

Waluigi: This story is going nowhere.

Wario: Take a pill!

Waluigi: I did eight minutes ago.

Wario: Well take another one.

Waluigi: *sigh*

Wario: I want a computer game!

Waluigi: I don't think you and computer games go well together there, Wario.

Wario: Now why would you say that?

Waluigi: Well remember the last time, when you poured-

Wario: Shut up!

Waluigi: Fine! We'll go to the store and get you a computer game so you can shut up about it!

Wario: Who said I want a computer game?

Waluigi: You did!

Wario: Ha ha ha... You and your lies.

Waluigi: ...

So Waluigi and Wario go to the computer game store

Wario: Hello, person!

Toad Clerk: Do you need help with anything, sir?

Wario: Yeah... Can you help me make you shut up?!

Waluigi: Settle down, Wario!

Wario: Ok!

Waluigi: Now just pick one and let's get out of here!

Wario: Fine!

Wario goes to the Wario games section.

Wario: I want, I want this one!

Waluigi: Hold on, I'll get you that one!

Wario picks Wario and Waluigi in Fighting For Cheese. Wario then goes up to the cashier.

Wario: I don't have any money.

Waluigi: Same here...

Wario: Then let's go then.

Wario pretends to put it back on the shelf, but then puts it in Waluigi's pocket before they exit the store.

WHOO! WHOO!

Wario then takes it out of Waluigi's pocket and runs, leaving Waluigi behind and looking like he stole something

Toad: Did you just steal something, sir... or shall I say, thief!

Everyone: *gasp*

Waluigi: What do you mean? Wario and I never did anything!

Waluigi looks where Wario was and does not see him there.

Toad: Wario? ... THIEF!

Waluigi is taken to jail.

At Wario's house…

Wario: Time to play the new game!

Wario is about to play but sees the computer is broken

Wario:???

Flashback…

Wario pours water all over the computer and it explodes.

Waluigi: !!!

Wario: Nice going, Waluigi!

Waluigi: !!!

End of Flashback…

Wario: Stupid Waluigi! Why didn't he say something? Like computer games are not for you because Waluigi pours water on the computer when you start to play! Where is he anyway? He is the worst ever!