Hello everyone. It's me... Mario. I'm here to tell you that having a party is cool! I mean, you get to party and have fun... and that's about it I guess... No, I was here to tell you something... I'll just tell you this story then... One day I saw a ninja and it went out to say hi to myfriend... Luigi. He is my brother and not my friend, it looks like... If you’re a dude who can't have shades then you’re not a dude it would seem to be. Anyhoo, longstory long, I am Wario's uncle... Just joking...

I will now tell you about some Super Koopas... Dark Koopa is a good Super Koopa so make sure you read some of his... So is Fireball! It’s not like he's looking at me really mean right now to make me say he's awesome, he's just really awesome. I mean I am at all of his Interviews and on that cool TV show, Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show, which is a very good show. And the last Super Koopa I would pick to be the best would be... Extreme Yoshi, I guess.

Anyhoo, this story’d better get rapped up soon... What's that... WE GOT A LOT OF LINES LEFT!!! How many... You don't know... Ok then. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I can't believe it's not butter... Can you? Well I can't, maybe this is butter and they make people on Plit say... Hey dude! Can't believe it's not butter! And he says I know!

Well I hope you’re learning something from my story or they’re going to make me drink out of this happy face cup. I like the cup, but the drink is gross. I don't like that drink... but how did they know? Well enough about me, how about you? Oh yeah... Just me here telling you an awesome story... Well if I could remember it I would tell you, but I forgot, ok? There! I said it for the millionth time... or was it the first time? Who cares anymore? Well I do, I guess. But enough about me. How about you? Oh yeah... The same thing again, huh? Well if I... Said that too. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WHEN ARE WE DONE?! Wait... I remember the story!

Fireball: Sorry, we ran out of tape, Mario.

Mario: Well that stinks.

Fireball: It sure does, Mario.

Mario: Want to make an ice cream cake?

Fireball: Ok.

They make an ice cream cake

Mario: IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD.

Fireball: Maybe because you ate it all in one bite and ate a piece of wood as the second bite..

Mario: Oh.