One day Mario gets home after saving Peach again and goes over to the phone to hear the messages...

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Wario: Mario! Where is my money I should have got two weeks ago?! When I find you I'll beat you up really bad!

Mario: I wonder how bad…

Wario: If you’re wondering how bad it's going to be, really bad!

Mario: Ok...

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Bowser: I'm going to steal Peach next week on June the 23. Are you busy that night? Just give me a call.

Mario: That moron! He knows it's Christmas that day!

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Lemmy: Mario, that Interview you gave me was so bad I put it in Lemmy's Land so everyone could make fun of it. If you don't like that you’d better not look at your backyard.

Mario: Maybe I'll just do whatever you said then! HA! One Mario, zero Lemmy.

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Goomba: Is this the wrong number...? I think it is the wrong number.

Mario: Fine with me.

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Koopa: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!

Mario: Not the firt person to say that.

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Roy: I'M GOING TO GET YOU, MARIO, FOR MAKING ME WEAR RED WITH A YELLOW TIE!

Mario: That was a cool day.

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Luigi: I'm going to the store so I borrowed your iPod so I could be happy.

Mario: Ok...

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Toad: When are you going to fix my house, MARIO?! IT'S BEEN A WEEK NOW... REMEMBER MARIO'S AIRPLANE! SO GET DOWN HERE TO FIX MY DANG SNAPPIN’ HOUSE!

Mario: ... I think I'll get my iPod back from Luigi.