It all began one day in Bowser's castle...

Lemmy: Almost done. Sheesh this submission was long, it took weeks and weeks to complete it.

The power goes out, but comes on again.

Computer: The blue screen of death will appear in 10 seconds, and all your work will be lost.

Lemmy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

.Lemmy falls off his ball. The scene shifts to Ludwig.

Ludwig: Yes, my chocolate maker is finally finished, after months of work.

Ludwig turns it on and chocolate bars start coming out of the machine. Then there is another brownout.

Ludwig: Well, at least it didn't explode.

It explodes.

Ludwig: Uuuuuuh.

Ludwig faints and the scene shifts to Wendy.

Wendy pulls out a hairdryer, but a brownout happens as she turns it on. My that was a long one.

Wendy: I can't see! And my hair is going to get all frizzy!

The power goes back on.

Wendy: AAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAaaaAaaaaaaaAAAaaa!

The scene shifts to Iggy.

Iggy: C'mon, slot machine, gimme something good!

Just as his third 7 rolls into the slot, there is a brownout.

Iggy: Yippee! I broke the bank!

A Hammer Bro with a briefcase comes in.

Hammer Bro: IRS, sir, I'll have to take some of that for taxes now that the power is back on.

He takes all the cash and leaves Iggy with 20 coins. Then Luigi takes the rest and buys a lasagna with it.

Iggy: ...?! @%$^ that !%$$#@ Luigi!

Iggy runs away and the scene shifts over to Roy.

Roy: C'mon toast, pop up!

Brownout…

Roy: Not AGAIN! I want my toast!

He looks down into the toaster and the toast pops up at him and blinds him temporarily. Then the scene shifts to Larry.

Larry: C'mon bomb, let's see Mario's house explode!

A brownout, and while the power is out, Mario finds the bomb and takes it to the shed Larry is hiding in.

Larry: Uh oh…

The bomb explodes. Finally the scene shifts to Bowser, who has Peach bound and gagged in the middle of a small room.

Bowser: I've got you this time! MORTON! Start talking through that bullhorn!

Morton (offscreen): I can't! The brownouts messed up the bullhorns so I can't talk into them to make my voice loud for you to torture Peach and I think you're about to steal Daisy's ideas and-

Bowser walks over and KOs him.

Later...

Peach: NO! Stop! Please stop!

Bowser: Behold the all-Teletubbies channel!

Lemmy: (to Iggy) How'd she get the gag off again?

Iggy: She ate it. How'd we get here again?

Roy: Crazyhand97 needed someone to say this dialogue.

Larry: But I guess we're here anyway. Good thing Wendy, Morton, and Ludwig aren't here.

TV: Your cable has gone out.

Peach: What do you plan to do to me now, huh?

Roy: Hey King Dad! Why not use that exercise machine, the stretcher?

Bowser: Great idea, Roy!

Peach: NO! Anything but the- MMMPH!

Bowser: Who had the spare gag again?

Lemmy, Iggy, and Larry: US!

Peach: MPH MMPH MMMMPH!

The power goes out again.

Bowser: Drat. Let's get to the bottom of these brownouts RIGHT NOW!

Bowser takes Peach and the 4 Koopalings that are with him at the time to an empty field surrounded by a tall fence with a pole in the center.

Larry: Deja vu*? If you need me, I'm over here!

*See Lemmy koopa's Fun Fiction "The Kidnap".

Bowser ties Peach to the pole and goes to the castle. All 7 Koopalings and a few random Spinies, Paratroopas, Goombas, Hammer Bros, and the Angry Sun follow him to a room in the castle, filled with-

Bowser: Aha! Here's the problem, too many toasters! Wait a second, toasters?

Roy: Um, all toasters toast bagels?

They unplug the toasters and chase Roy, then mangle him.

Bowser: Yes! Now to get Peach on the stretcher!

Peach; MMMMMPH

Toad: Leave her alone!

Roy: I Have fried chicken

Toad: SOLD!

Peach: MMPH!

Bowser: Now for the stretcher...