You've probably heard the thing about Chuck Norris having a third fist instead of a chin and that stuff. But did you know Plit has its own Norris-isms? Well, here they are. (By the way, if you don't read this, he'll roundhouse kick you, 'kay?)

1. "The Ancients" is merely a codename for Chuck Norris.

2. Fawful was once your everyday Beanbean Kingdom citizen. Then Chuck Norris came along.

3. Goombas once were among of the strongest species on Plit. Chuck then roundhouse-kicked them down the evolutionary chain.

4. Smithy was Chuck Norris's competition. WAS. Past tense.

5. The Mario Bros. are Chuck Norris wannabes.

6. Toads eat popcorn at the movies. Chuck Norris eats Toads at the movies.

7. Toadsworth is paranoid about Peach for he fears Chuck will kill her, which (hopefully) is utter nonsense.

8. Starmen are Chuck Norris's toenail clippings.

9. The Shadow Queen didn't make the Crystal Stars. Chuck simply breathed on the rocks in front of her.

10. The X-Nauts did look for the Crystal Stars. But they didn't want the Shadow Queen. They wanted Chuck Norris.

11. The Star Rod is a Q-tip Chuck Norris used.

12. The Void is Chuck Norris yawning.

13. The pollution on Isle Delfino wasn't paint, but Chuck's spit.

14. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, but not because he's afraid of King Boo. King Boo is afraid of Chuck Norris.

15. Bowser once beat Chuck Norris. Then he promptly woke up from his dream with a roundhouse kick to the face.

16. Koopas worship DAD. DAD worships Chuck Norris.

17. Chuck eats Macho Grubbas for breakfast.

18. Chuck eats Blarggs for a snack.

19. Chuck doesn't eat Goombas, he inhales them.

20. DAD is Chuck Norris's apprentice.

21. DAD is also Chuck's great-great-grandson.

22. The only one immune to Nastasia's super-hypnosis is none other than Chuck Norris.

23. O'Chunks is Chuck's little brother. They deny any relation.

24. Chucklissa is Chuck's ex-girlfriend.

25. If a Goomba is a candle and Bowser's a bonfire, Chuck Norris is the Sun.

26. Bleck made Mimi's forcefield with the DNA off a boot Chuck Norris kicked a Goomba with. The Goomba's why Merlee lowered it.

27. Chuck's tears could've instantly restored Isle Delfino. Shame he's never cried.

28. If you have 22 coins and Chuck has 2 coins, he's got more coins than you.

29. The aches that occur in a Metbond is Chuck Norris tapping the poor sap while invisible.

30. Metbonds are Chuck's way of saying "You're stuck with each other. Get over it."

31. Believe it or not, Dark Land was a bright, cheery place where Koopas lived in harmony. Then Chuck went there and farted.

32. When Mushroomers want something, Chuck Norris is the one who ignores them.

33. Electro Blooper is Chuck Norris's toothbrush. That's why he's Electro Blooper.

34. Isle Delfino used to be basically a floating rock. Chuck's the reason why it's lush and tropical.

35. The Pure Hearts are Chuck's toe jam.

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