Mario: E. Gadd, Goomboss has been bugging me lately, so could I have a shrinking invention to shrink him to a normal-sized Goomba?

Professor E. Gadd: Sure, Mario! Take the Shrink 3000!!!

Mario: Thanks-a, Professor E. Gadd!

At Goomba Mountain…

Goomboss runs around the flowers.

Goomboss: Flowers, flowers, flowers!!!

Mario: Time to aim and…

ZAP!!!

Goomboss: Ahh!

Mario: It worked!

Goomboss: You! What did you do to me?

Mario: I shrunk you to a normal-sized Goomba!

Goomboss: Why you little! Come back here!

Mario: You’ll-a never catch-a me, sucker!!!

Goomboss: Yes I will!

Goomboss trips.

Goomboss: Wah!!! I don’t wanna be puny! WAH!!!

Paragoombas come and calm him down.

Paragoomba: Don’t cry, Boss. You’ll like being small.

Goomboss: *sniff* Ok, I’ll enjoy my life as normal-sized Goomboss!

Goomboss goes to Toad’s Amusement Park.

Goomboss: I can go on roller coasters!

At Shy Guy Highway…

Goomboss: Woohoo! I can drive a car now!

At an air vent…

Goomboss: I can squeeze through small places!

At Goomboss’ Castle…

Goomboss: I love being normal-sized!!!

Goomba: But you’re not as strong.

Goomboss: Hey, shut up!

Goomboss kicks the Goomba.

Goomba: That didn’t really hurt.

Goomboss: Well I don’t care, I’m gonna go golfing.

At Toadstool Tour…

Goomboss: Ha-ya!

???: Nice shot!

Goomboss: Shut up! Do you have any idea how annoying that is?!

Bonk.

Goomboss: Only 200 yards... At my big size I swung 350 yards.

At Roy’s Sports Hall…

Rawk Hawk: Time to kill you, dead meat! Hawkout Blow!

Goomboss: AHH!

Anti Guy: Goomboss is out! Rawk Hawk wins!

Rawk Hawk: Rawk on, everybody!!!

Anti Guy: That didn’t count as a real battle, that was practice, just so you all know, now, RigidragidplagidPLAHH!!!

At Professor E. Gadd’s Lab…

Goomboss: Ahh! Oof!!!

Professor E. Gadd: What the?

Goomboss: All right, that’s it! I need to grow back to giant size; normal size is making my life easier, but it took away all my power! To Professor E. Gadd’s Lab!!! What the? I’m here, well that was convenient! E. Gadd, I need an invention that’ll make me giant-sized!

Professor E. Gadd: I gave it to Mario, you’ll have to battle him to get it.

Goomboss: Well why can’t you just invent a new one?

Professor E. Gadd: Mario stole a lot of my inventions. So I need to rebuild them.

Goomboss: I’ll fight him to turn me back and get back your inventions.

Professor E. Gadd: Then take this Epic Blaster 9000! There are five buttons on there you press. Each one has a different result. The bottom button is the Reflecto Plate, fire it on a blast attack and it’ll back fire! The button above it is the Upgrade Ray, improving the effects of the gun, but it’s very dangerous to use it too many times. The button above it is Bullet Billdozer, for firing Bullet Bills. The button above it is the Bob-omb Doom Attack, for firing Bob-ombs and rarely Big Bob-ombs. And finally the most powerful attack of these five, the Death Ray, making a guaranteed knockout!!! Go inside the Robo Chain Chomp for protection. And wear this Ice Headband, making you resistant to fire attacks! Take this Ray Guy that fires Shy Guys, take this Zap Helmet, and take this ticket to Daisy Cruiser, it’ll take you to Delfino Island, where Mario is.

Goomboss: Thanks, but how will I use the gun if I’m in the Robo Chain Chomp?

Professor E. Gadd: If the robot explodes, then you use the inventions.

Goomboss: Ok, thanks E. Gadd!

Goomboss goes to Daisy Cruiser. Once the Cruiser reaches Delfino Island, Goomboss charges out of the Cruiser.

Goomboss: Activate Robo Chain Chomp!

Robo Chain Chomp: Now to find Mario!

Robo Chain Chomp trouble finding anyone who knows where Mario is. Eventually it asks a Toad.

Toad: I last saw him in Delfino Plaza. He looked like a monster!

Robo Chain Chomp: Thank you!

In Delfino Plaza…

Robo Chain Chomp: There he is!

Mario: Crazy Chain Chomp!

Robo Chain Chomp: That’s right!

Robo Chain Chomp chomps on Mario and sends him flying into the wall.

Mario: Oh! That’s it, taste my Bob-omb Blaster!

The Robo Chain Chomp explodes.

Mario: Well that was an easy… AHH!

Goomboss jumps over the fire from the explosion.

Goomboss: How did the Ray Guy feel?

Mario: Very uncomfortable… You!!!

Goomboss: That’s right! When did you get the right to just shrink people?

Mario: I did it so you’d leave me alone!!!

Goomboss shocks Mario with the Zap Helmet.

Mario: Grrrrr. That’s-a it, you want a battle? Well it’s a battle you-a get!!!

Mario turns into metal and puts on a red costume with fiery detail and his famous M.

Mario: I’m Metal Meteor!!!

Goomboss: Bring it on!

Metal Meteor: Magma Flare!!!

Goomboss isn’t hurt.

Metal Meteor: Blaze Cut!

Goomboss still doesn’t feel anything.

Metal Meteor: Why aren’t you hurt?

Goomboss: I’m not telling you!!!

Metal Meteor: Fine, taste my Chain Chomp Releaser!

A Chain Chomp comes out of Mario’s hands and crushes Goomboss into the water.

Goomboss: Ahh! Grrrrr!!!

Goomboss jumps out from the water.

Mario: Taste my old-fashioned-a F.L.U.D.D!!!

Mario squirts water where Goomboss is about to land. Goomboss slipson the spot.

Goomboss: Ahh!!! Oof!

Metal Meteor: Summon Meteor Shower!!!

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!

Goomboss: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!

Delfino Island faces destruction with the Meteor Shower!

Noki: it’s the end of Delfino Plaza as we know it.

Pianta: Someone call the Shy Guy Defense Force!!!

Goomboss: Bob-omb Doom Attack!!!

Metal Meteor is sent flying to the wall.

Goomboss crushes Metal Meteor with his own body, sending Mario flying further.

Metal Meteor: …

Goomboss huffs and puffs as Metal Meteor gets up.

Metal Meteor: Meteor Toss!

Metal Meteor grabs a boulder from the ground, sets it on fire like a meteor (you know, since he’s Metal Meteor), and hurls it at Goomboss!

Goomboss: Reflecto Plate.

Metal Meteor’s attack backfires.

Metal Meteor: No!

BAM!!!

Metal Meteor: …

Goomboss walks over to him.

Goomboss: Mario…

Metal Meteor: Metal… Meteor.

Goomboss: Whatever, you got so caught up about stopping me, you went crazy, and caused villainy.

Metal Meteor: Prove… it!!!

Goomboss: Look at the destruction you caused out here. You stole Professor E. Gadd’s inventions, and the Delfino Island Police are looking for you. You can hear their sirens right now.

Metal Meteor: What…am…I…doing? Look…what… I’ve… done! I’m-a… sor…sorry!!! I’ll… turn… you… back… to… gigantic… size… now.

Metal Meteor reverses the Shrinker 3000, changes Goomboss back to gigantic form, and turns back to Mario. Mario takes off the inventions he stole.

Mario: Give… them…a… back… to… E… Gadd.

Medi Guys come and send Mario to the hospital. Goomboss returns the inventions Mario stole to Professor E. Gadd and heads home.

Goomboss: Ah, home sweet home!!!