One Sunday morning Lemmy, the tiny little koopaling we all know and love, was on the computer checking out his website.
Lemmy: Lessseeee here... A Fun Fiction from TeelaYoshi... an Interview from Dark Koopa... and a Mystery from a new guy named Cubone.
Yeah yeah, I put myself in my own story, I couldn't resist!
Lemmy: Wait... That's it?! Those are the only tourists who sent in submissions?!
Lemmy's face turned red out of fury.
Lemmy: What could be happening to all of my wonderful tourists and authors?
Lemmy began to search every website when he stopped at a particular website.
Lemmy: Youtube... Let's see, last month Youtube had 1,000,000,000,000 viewers... Now they have 1,000,000,000,697 viewers... I had 700 tourists and only three sent in submissions, so that means... Youtube stole almost all of my tourists!!!
Lemmy became so enraged he kicked his computer, which, since he's fairly weak, only caused his foot pain.
Lemmy: ...Be strong... Don't cry...
After about 30 seconds of holding back tears, Lemmy ran out of his room bawling.
In the dining room, everyone was waiting for Ludwig and Larry to finish the French toast sticks the pair had started making one hour ago.
The two blue heads were in the kitchen putting the finishing touches on the French toast sticks.
Ludwig: Sound like they're ready to form an angry mob now...
Larry: When will they learn a true work of art takes time? Well it's done anyways...
The sticks did look pretty good: nice and fluffy, covered in syrup and powdered sugar. Larry and Ludwig were serving the French toast sticks when Lemmy bolted out from the hallway, still bawling, and hit Larry and Ludwig in the stomachs since the two are both taller than Lemmy. The blue-haired Koopas came crashing down with the French toast sticks.
Now Iggy isn't the strongest Koopaling, but is the tallest and smartest Koopaling and could easily build a torture device or even dunk him in the trash can, so Morton stopped mocking Lemmy.
Lemmy: Thanks, Iggy. I just can't believe my faithful tourists deserted me for Youtube.
Bowser Jr: Don't worry, we'll help you get your tourists back!
Lemmy: Thanks, Junior... But how can we beat Youtube?
Roy: ... Well... what's better than videos of people crashing in cars, singing and dancing, or getting eaten by a guinea pig?
Lemmy: ...I f WE did all that stuff!!! It's genius!!!
Wendy: Well all this brainstorming is making me hungry! Oh wait... I've BEEN hungry for an hour!!!
Everyone stared at Larry and Ludwig, who were still on the floor covered in powdered sugar and maple syrup.
Larry: Uh...
Ludwig: We can make more...
Bowser: Nahh. Just make some toaster waffles I bought yesterday.
The Koopalings did as they were told. As the blue heads were in the kitchen the two looked at the mess they’d made trying to please their parents and siblings, and sighed to one another.
Larry: ... All that work...
Ludwig: All for not...
Both: *sigh*
On Tuesday the Koopalings had finally saved up enough money to by a webcam so they could upload videos to Lemmy's Land.
Lemmy: Figure out all the tech stuff yet, Iggy?
Iggy: Actually, I have. It's not very sophisticated.
Lemmy: Good. Roy! My costume.
Roy brought over a banana suit.
Iggy: What are you doing?
Lemmy pulled out maracas.
Lemmy: I'll worry about me, you worry about you.
Iggy: Okay... And ROLLING!!!
Lemmy began to dance around in the banana suit.
Lemmy: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Iggy began to giggle.
Lemmy: Now where ya at! Where ya at! Where ya at! Where ya at! Now there ya go! There ya go! There ya go! There ya go! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Lemmy took a bow while Iggy applauded enthusiastically.
Lemmy: This is me, LEMMY KOOPA, saying, ditch Youtube and come back to Lemmy's Land! My remaining tourists at Lemmy's Land, spread the word!!!
Iggy turned off the camera.
Bowser Jr: Good job!
Iggy: Brilliant!!! This should be uploaded to Lemmy's Land the next time it updates!
Lemmy: Awwww, but I wanna see what people think of my video now!!!
Iggy: I'm sorry, Lemmy. But it'll take some time to upload.
Lemmy: *sigh* Fine. I'll wait...
Iggy: Good. I'm sure they'll love your video.
Lemmy: I hope so...
Iggy: I know so, Lemony.
(For those of you who don't know this, Lemony is Iggy's nickname for Lemmy. Iggy is a BIG Lemony Snicket fan and calls Lemmy that because of it. Lemmy actually is ok with the nickname.)
Lemmy: Thanks, Iggy.
Iggy: Hows about going and getting some Chevy's?
Lemmy: The restaurant? I LOVE that place! Wait... The closest Chevy's is in the Real World!
Iggy: AND since I finished my latest experiment of advanced turbine fuel, we'll get there in no time!
Lemmy: SWEET!
The duo hopped into Iggy's jet, which turned out to be an F-22 Raptor, so they would be respected by the humans since they were riding in a military jet. What the chemical formula is for the fuel I do not know and you will never know.
Iggy: Like the Raptor?
Lemmy: What?
Iggy: Do you like the F-22 Raptor?!
Lemmy: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE F-22 RAPTOR IS WAY TOO LOUD!!!
The pair continued mindlessly screaming at each other the rest of flight to Desert Land... and on the flight home.
Later at Castle Koopa...
Lemmy: Dude, you see the look on that drivethrough lady's face when we kept screaming?!
Iggy: I know, she was so ticked off at us!
Lemmy: It was hilarious!!!
After the meal, Lemmy headed straight for bed. When he was in his room he checked how his video was doing. It read 7% complete in upload. Lemmy sighed and headed for bed.
*****Days Later*****
Lemmy: LARRY, LUDWIG!!! WAKE UP!!!
The two awoke in their shared room to find Lemmy staring at the two. Larry grinned.
Larry: So you finally came to apologize to us.
Lemmy: What?
Ludwig: Our French toast sticks.
Lemmy looked puzzled.
Ludwig: You bumped into us!
Larry: And you never apologized for causing us to spill our French toast sticks!
Ludwig: Do you realize how long it took us to make those?!
Lemmy rolled his eyes.
Lemmy: Always thinking about yourselves, aren't you two? Anyways meet me in my room now, ok?
Lemmy ran out of the room, leaving the Best-O-brothers dumbfounded. In Lemmy's room, everyone else was waiting for Lemmy's announcement.
Morton: What in the world did you call us in your room at nine in the morning for?!
Lemmy: Cool it, Morty! You'll see.
Lemmy began to logon to his computer.
Lemmy: Username: Lem-man 37. Password: ...
Lemmy turned around to see Roy and Morton holding tape recorders.
Lemmy: ... Plug your ears, everyone. Roy, Morton; shut the recorders off.
Everyone did as they were told.
Lemmy: Password: ?
Lemmy's password isn't really ? but Lemmy would have refused to post this if I said his password in this submission, so sorry everyone.
Lemmy: Okay everybody. You can unplug your ears now.
Everyone did such.
Bowser: Now what did you want to show us?
Lemmy: Look!
The newest section, Lemmy's Videos, had been opened. AND there were thirty hits!
Lemmy: It's only nine in the morning, too! Where are Larry and Ludwig? They have to see this!
Bowser: They're scrubbing the terrace. Then they'll be scrubbing the toilets, and washing the Clown Copter, and de-hairballing the shower drain. It's part of their punishment for spilling the French toast sticks last week. They said you bumped into them, though. Is that true?
Lemmy: No.
Bowser: The weasels!!! The pair will be grounded for the rest of the month for trying to lie to ME!!!
Bowser stormed out of the room, probably to beat the earwax out of Larry and Ludwig.
Bowser Jr: I told you we could do it!
All the Koopalings but Lemmy and Iggy left.
Iggy: Should we be worried for the twins?
Lemmy: They get what they deserve.
Iggy: But Lemmy, I-
Lemmy: SHUT UP, IGGY!!!
Iggy: ...
After three weeks of making all sorts of crazy videos, Lemmy had all of his viewers back. In fact one of the tourists in Lemmy's Land even sent Lemmy an Email saying "Who needs Youtube?"
Lemmy: I could fall out of my chair I'm so happy!
Lemmy did so.
Lemmy: I need to call a meeting to thank everyone!
He did that too.
*****In the Throne Room*****
Lemmy was standing on top of Bowser's throne.
Morton: YOU CALLED US ALL IN FOR A MEETING AT NINE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING AGAIN?!
Lemmy: Yep.
Morton looked furious.
Lemmy: While Morty has a mental meltdown, I want to say thank you all for helping me get my tourists back and for making Lemmy's Videos a success. Thanks Iggy for working the camera, Wendy for designing my banana suit in the video "Lemmy's Peanut Butter Jelly Time", Larry and Ludwig for singing and playing guitar and piano in the music video "Larry and Ludwig's Version of Ask the Lonely”, Roy for beating up that one Goomba in "Roy vs Goomba", Morton here for using that Bob-omb to blow up that tank in the video "Morton Hates Tanks", and Mom and Dad for helping us buy a web cam. Most of all, Junior for encouraging me and helping me win my viewers back.
Bowser Jr. beamed.
Lemmy: So I decided to name the videos section, Bowser Jr's Videos.
Bowser Jr. looked at Lemmy in disbelief. But then his face turned into one big grin, and he began to breakdance like mad.
Bowser Jr: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I GOT A SECTION IN LEMMY'S LAND!!! Boom Baby!
When he finally quit, Lemmy had to ask him not to do that again in public. Junior promised and went straight to bed, saying "The sooner I go to bed, the sooner I wake up!"
Iggy: ... Someone go tell Junior it's only 9:10 AM.
Roy went upstairs to do so.
Claudia: Lemmy, that was a nice thing you did for Junior.
Lemmy: It was the least I could do.
Ludwig: This calls for-
Larry: Our spectacular French toast sticks!
Bowser sighed.
Bowser: ... Just don't spill them this time.
Both: Yay!
THE END
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