One day at Mario's house...
Mario: One day at my house...
I just said that!
Mario: Sorry!
Whatever.
Mario: ?
Umm... Just get on with the story!
Mario: Fine!
Luigi: Mario!
Mario: Stop yelling!
Luigi: ...
Mario: Go on.
Luigi: Want to get a Wii?
Mario: Go on...
Luigi: That's it! Moron.
Mario: Go on...
Luigi: Let's just go.
Mario and Luigi go to the Wii place.
Mario: Can we get a Wii?!
Toad: Sure.
Luigi: Where is it?
Toad: Right there.
Mario: Where is it?
Toad: Right there.
Mario: Go get it for us!
The Toad gets the Wii for Mario and Luigi
Toad: Here you go!
Mario: Thanks.
Toad: You need to pay for that Wii, sir!
Mario: BUT I DON'T HAVE MONEY!
Toad: AND I HATE MY JOB!
Mario: If I beat you at Wii Sports, can I have it?
Toad: It looks like you need the exersise... so ok.
Mario: Thank you! I like it when people say nice things to me.
Luigi: Mario-
Mario: Be quiet, Luigi! I can see a flashback.
Flashback…
Mario: Can I have a cupcake.
Wario: Mario! You’re fat enough!
Mario: Look in the mirror, buddy!
Wario: I'M FAT!
End of flashback…
Luigi: First of all... Where did that flashback come from? And second, that had nothing about nice things!
Mario: Use your indoor voice.
Luigi: *sigh*
Toad: Tennis is first!
Mario: K.
Mario and Toad get their Wii remotes on and get ready for tennis.
Mario: My partner is Luigi!
Toad: Mine is Wario!
Wario: This will teach you to eat my cupcake!
Luigi: This makes no sense at all!
Everyone but Luigi: Use your indoor voice.
Luigi: Man, that gets old fast!
Mario: My serve!
Mario serves and Toad hits it back, and Mario just lets it go by.
Luigi: Mario!
Mario: What?
Luigi: You just let the-
Mario: Just because you missed the ball does not mean you blame me.
Luigi: *sigh*
The same thing happens again and Toad wins
Toad: Yeah!
Mario: You won!
Toad: Duh...
Mario: Stupid!
Toad: Why did you call me stupid?
Mario: You said duh...
Toad: Because-
Mario: It was Luigi's fault!
Toad: Let's play boxing!
Mario: Ok.
Round 1
Mario punches Toad in the face the whole time of round 1.
Toad: OW!
Luigi: Toad! You can't feel it... It's just-
Toad: Shut up, Luigi! I touched the stove...
Luigi: Ok...
Round 2
Toad hits Mario in the body for 5 seconds, then...
Mario: Look! A butterfly!
Toad: Where?!
Mario and Toad look for the butterfly, but they’re so stupid at times and it's the end of Round 2...
Mario: Oh well.
Luigi: !!
Toad: Let's start round 3!
Sorry!
Toad: You’d better be!
Round 3
Mario knocks Toad down for the count.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
Mario helps Toad up.
Toad: Thanks!
Mario: You said the word!
Mario knocks out Toad.
Luigi: You won, Mario!
Toad: NOOOO! Just one more event!
Mario: Why?
Toad: People are lining up for Wiis!
Nobody's there...
GOLF!
Mario and Toad: What's golf?
Luigi: That sport you stink at.
Mario and Toad: Indeed... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2 seconds later…
Mario: Hi!
Toad: Let's just play.
Toad hits the ball into the water
Toad: !!!
Mario hits the ball in the water next to Toad...
Mario: !!!
Later...
Mario has 79+ and Toad has 80+...
Luigi: And it's still the first hole...
Mario: Let's just do the first hole...
Toad: Agreed...
Toad hits it in. Then Mario is up and he misses twice. The score is Toad 80+ and Mario 81+. NEW RECORD!
Luigi: What was the old record?
78,452+
Luigi: I see.
Toad: No Wii for you.
Mario: Bye then.
Back at Mario's house...
Luigi: WHAT A WASTE OF A DAY! AND WE GOT NO WII THANKS TO YOU, MORON!
Mario: Thanks.
A Wii comes in the room
Mario: Sweet!
It explodes and the house falls down.
Mario: Thanks a lot, Luigi!
Mario goes away.
Luigi: Why don't they just call this story Luigi Gets Hurt and Mario Stinks at Wii Sports Except for Boxing?
Mario: I don't know.
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