King Boo: *sigh…*Random Boo: Sir, what’s wrong?
King Boo: Guess.
Random Boo: You tried to destroy Mario by shooting a giant ghost ray at him but he jumped out of the way, making the laser hit a mirror. This then made the laser bounce back toward you, blowing you up.
King Boo: …
He’s good.
Random Boo: Thank you very much!
King Boo: Well I-
Just then Gameboo comes bursting through the door.
King Boo: I believe that is the… 3,680th time you destroyed that door.
Gameboo: Yep!
King Boo: That’s it! Boo meeting!
Turboo: This should be fun!
Once all the Boos are settled…
King Boo: Thank you all for coming today. Today we discuss how to destroy Mario.
*cricket sounds*
King Boo gets out a megaphone.
King Boo: WAKE UUUUUP!!!
Boos: Who, what, where, why, how?!
King Boo: *sigh…*
Gameboo Advance: Why don’t we just fire the ghost ray at the Mushroom Kingdom?
King Boo: ... I need to interview you sometime.
39 minutes later…
Bamboo: Now what?
King Boo: Now we… FIRE!
*click*
Ghost Ray: Please insert one penny.
Turboo: Woah.
King Boo: Darn, I spent my last penny at the 1 cent store.
Gameboo: There’s a 1 cent store?
King Boo: (sarcastically) Nooooooooo… I said I spent my last penny at the 1 cent store because there is no 1 cent store.
Gameboo: Cool!
King Boo: I was being sarcastic, you twit!
Gameboo: I like pie.
King Boo: …
Bamboo: Anyway, where can we get a penny?
Just then a penny falls from the sky.
Gameboo: Fancy.
King Boo inserts the penny.
*clunk*
Ghost Ray: Get a cleaner penny!
King Boo: Come on!
Ghost Ray: Yes, come on and insert a clean penny!
King Boo: But where are we going to find a clean-
Just then a clean penny falls from the sky.
Turboo: SHINY!
Before Turboo can grab the clean and oh so shiny penny, King Boo inserts it.
Turboo: NOOOOOO!!!
*clunk*
Ghost Ray: Malfunction.
King Boo: COME ON!
Ghost Ray: Yes, come on and fix me!
King Boo: Ugh. YOU!
Random Boo2: Me?
King Boo: Yes, you! Go and fix the dumb machine!
Ghost Ray: Call me dumb again and I’ll never work!
King Boo: Fine.
Random Boo2: But I’m not a mechanic!
King Boo: You are now!
Random Boo2: I refuse.
King Boo: You’re fired.
Random Boo2: Fine, I’ll fix it!
He throws a wrench at the machine.
Ghost Ray: Ouch!
King Boo: You dumb white ball!
Random Boo2: I told you I’m not a mechanic!
King Boo: You never told me that!
Random Boo2: I did!
King Boo: Nope!
Random Boo2: Yes!
King Boo: Nope!
Random Boo2: Yes!
King Boo: Nope!
Random Boo2: Ye-
Gameboo Advance: Stop arguing!
King Boo: We are not arguing!
Gameboo Advance: Yes you are!
King Boo: Nope!
Gameboo Advance: Yes!
King Boo: Nope!
Gameboo Advance: Yes!
King Boo: No-
Random Boo2: Finished!
Ghost Ray: You should have seen him.
King Boo: Can you fire your giant beam now?!
Ghost Ray: Well… okay.
King Boo: YES!
Ghost Ray: There’s just one problem…
King Boo: Just fire!
Ghost Ray: But-
King Boo: NOW!
The Ghost Ray fires.
King Boo: Finally, I won!
Bamboo: Actually you lost.
King Boo: Please repeat that.
Bamboo: You… lost.
King Boo: HOW IN THE WORLD DID I LOSE?!
Bamboo: Ever think about aiming?
Bamboo points behind King Boo.
King Boo: I DESTROYED MY OWN CASTLE!
Bamboo: That and the beam went through your castle and hit Bowser’s.
King Boo: Oh no.
Meanwhile…
Bowser: What just happened?!
Ludwig: King Boo vust fired at your castle.
Bowser: He did what?!
Wendy: I hate it when Dad gets mad.
Ludwig: Me too.
Back…
King Boo: Should we run?
Gameboo Advance: We can only float.
King Boo: NOOOOO!
Bamboo: Why don’t we just float away fast?
King Boo: Good idea-
BOOM!
Turboo: Ouch.
King Boo: What just-
BOOM!
Random Boo3: I believe Bowser just fired at your castle to express his anger. But look at the bright side, your castle is not just rubble, but ashes!
King Boo: Ugh.
Ghost Ray: I guess all there is to do is end the Scribble.
Random Boo4: The end!
That’s my line!
Random Boo4: Too bad!
*sigh…*
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