In Dome City, Luigi is putting Yoshi to bed.
Yoshi: Do I have to go to bed so soon?
Luigi: Would you rather me use you as a pińata again?
Yoshi: No…
Luigi: Besides, you know what they say: early to bed, early to catch the bagel.
FLASHBACK!
Luigi sets his alarm clock to 5 AM and goes to bed. He wakes up at 5 in the morning and catches a bagel in a butterfly net while it goes on an early morning jog.
End flashback!
Yoshi: Tell Yoshi bedtime story!
Luigi: Or what?
Yoshi: (in Ganon’s voice) YOU MUST DIE!
Luigi: Eep! Okay! Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other so much that- I’m gonna need the puppets.
Yoshi: Not that one!
Luigi: All right. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away–
Yoshi: Boring!
Luigi: It was a dark and stormy night-
Yoshi: No!
Luigi: Once upon a time-
Yoshi: And they lived happily ever after! Heard it!
Luigi: What do you want?!
Yoshi: Tell Yoshi how Luigi find Yoshi and Yoshi rescue Princess and episode of Super Mario World cartoon became popular for Youtube Poop.
Luigi: Okay, okay. Well it all started when Mario, the princess, me, Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robo-Cop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast to Dinosaur World for a vacation…
FLASHBACK!
Luigi: We had no vehicle, so we had to swim. Everyone except Mario, the princess, Darth Vader, and I drowned. We got to Dome City, but the place was deserted!
Darth Vader: I sense a disturbance in The Force…
Mario: You said that already.
Darth Vader: Mario… I am your father.
Mario: You said that too! And it’s wrong!
Darth Vader: You’re not nice!
Darth Vader runs away.
Luigi: We also banished Bowser from the Mushroom Kingdom, but he snuck into Dinosaur World with a fake passport. Then Koopa football players grabbed the princess! Mario was attacked by a Koopa wizard and a magnum Bill! And I was face to face with a fire Sumo!
Sumo Wrestler: IT BURNS!
Luigi: And a Sumo Bro.
The Sumo Bro stomps the ground and a hole opens up. King Leonidas walks up to Luigi.
Luigi: This is madness!
Leonidas: THIS! IS! DINOSAUR WORLD!
Leonidas kicks Luigi into the hole.
Luigi: I fell for hours!
Yoshi: That’s a long time!
Luigi: Stop talking during my story or I’ll stab you!
Yoshi: 0_0
Luigi: Good. Anyway, I found a magic balloon.
P Balloon: Yo Luigi. I’ll grant y’all three wishes, as long as you-
The balloon pops.
Luigi: Then I fell again! There was nothing but lava leading to a lava waterfall, but I landed on a skull raft!
Yoshi: Skulls?! That’s bad medicine!
Luigi: I’ll give you bad medicine if you interrupt me! Anyway it was good medicine for me… until we reached the falls. I lucked out and landed on a block ledge.
Yoshi: And then you bashed the blocks!
Luigi: … Die!
END FLASHBACK!
Yoshi takes Luigi’s knife and throws it out the window.
Luigi: D’oh!
FLASHBACK!
Yoshi: Then Luigi find Yoshi egg?
Luigi: … Yes…
Luigi catches the Yoshi and the egg hatches.
Baby Yoshi: Mama!
Luigi (in Mario’s Hotel Mario voice): No. *Youtube Poop sound effect*
Yoshi: Hahahahaha! Yoshi thought Luigi was mama!
Luigi: Well I didn’t think it was so *#@^& funny!
Baby Yoshi starts crying.
Luigi: Aw crud. What is it, are you hungry?
Two dinosaurs appear.
Luigi: Are you the baby’s parents? Here, he’s fine. Except his nose is oddly round.
Luigi tries to leave but Baby Yoshi grabs his leg.
Baby Yoshi: Mama Luigi! Mama Luigi!
Luigi: How’d you know my name?! Uh, the Luigi part, I mean.
Dino 1: Mmm, Yoshisaur! Smells good!
The (Burger) King starts sulking in the corner because the dinos would rather eat Yoshi and not Whoppers and 5 minutes ago he had them right where he wanted them.
Luigi swipes up Baby Yoshi.
Luigi: Get back, you devious dinosaurs! You’re dealing with a licensed plumber!
Dinosaur 2: We’re plumbers too!
Dinosaur 1: No we’re not.
Dinosaur 1: Shut up!
Luigi (with Baby Yoshi) runs away and goes into a pipe. They are now underwater.
Baby Yoshi: Aww…
Luigi: Don’t worry, we’ll get back to the surface. And for some reason I’ll be able to do and say what I want and never run out of oxygen in this scene!
They go around and anger some fish, but Luigi is able to defeat them.
Luigi: See? Nothing to worry about… Except that!
Torpedo Ted: I’m a torpedo!
Torpedo Ted… completely misses. Then Luigi is brought up by a fisherman’s hook.
P.T.: You’re not a fish!
P.T. releases the hook and dunks Luigi back down. Luigi and Baby Yoshi make it to the shore.
Luigi: Stay here while I wring out my hat! (in Ganon’s voice) Or you will DIE!
Luigi takes his hat off to reveal weird hair and Baby Yoshi deliberately leaves. The Psycho theme plays when Luigi’s hair is exposed.
Luigi: … Where’d he go?
Luigi goes into the woods and finds Yoshi and picks him up.
Luigi: I said don’t leave!
5 Wigglers angrily arrive and one roars.
Luigi: Was it something I said?! Mario, wherever you are… HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-
Luigi: I went on like that for five minutes. Eventually, you started whining.
Baby Yoshi: Yoshi hungry!
Luigi: Too bad!
Baby Yoshi: But Yoshi want eat!
Luigi: And I want to be Player 1 but that won’t happen!
Baby Yoshi hops out of Luigi’s arms and starts eating the Wigglers.
Luigi: Wow! He makes Mario look like he’s on a diet- *watches Yoshi eat more* Scratch that, Wario on a diet- *watches more* Kirby! Definitely Kirby!
Mario appears after the last one is eaten.
Wiggler (in Baby Yoshi’s belly): This stomach acid feels like dying!
Mario: Hey Luigi, I heard you yelling… for five minutes. Is this dinosaur bugging you? I’ll kill it. I really will. I’ll go like this- WA CHA!
Mario pulls out a mini Bill Blaster.
Mario: This is just like Ol’ Yeller!
Baby Yoshi eats Mario.
Mario: This stomach acid feels like dying!
Wiggler: I know!
Luigi: Sweet! Now I can be Player 1!
Baby Yoshi spits Mario out.
Baby Yoshi: Oops. Sorry, Mama Luigi.
Mario: Mama?! Mama Luigi?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Wiggler (inside Yoshi’s belly): AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-
P.T. (paddling his boat through the area): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
(Burger) King: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Darth Vader: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Mario: HA… Anyway Luigi, Bowser has the princess locked up in his Coney Island Disco Palace!
Mama Luigi: … You’re kidding, right?
Mario: No I… AHAHAHAHA! Look at your name!
Mama Luigi: What? HEY!
Sorry.
Mario: Anyway, I was trapped there but I escaped, so come on!
Luigi: Then we infiltrated his Coney Island Disco Palace.
Luigi: It’s dark.
Mario: Wait, there’s the switch, Luigi! You bash it, you’re taller!
Luigi: No.
Mario: I’ll call you Mama Luigi.
Luigi: Fine, but I’ll need a boost.
Mario: All right. Yoshi, stay here.
Mario and Luigi do a High Jump to hit it and Baby Yoshi deliberately leaves again.
Mario: All right! … Crud, Yoshi left!
Instead of the usual cheesy song, the Scatman song starts playing as Mario and Luigi run around the Coney Island Disco Palace in search for Baby Yoshi. Why Scatman? Because the Brothers hate the song so they’ll try to find Baby Yoshi sooner so the song will end and we can move on with the plot. They get to the throne room and Baby Yoshi hides under the throne. The Brothers don’t find him so they move on and then Baby Yoshi starts eating everything in the room. Mario and Luigi are then attacked by Bowser and five Mechakoopas.
Mario: Mamamia!
Mario and Luigi run back into the throne room with Bowser and minions in tow. Bowser finds most of his stuff eaten.
Bowser: MY THRONE! MY THRONE ROOM! MY BRATZ DOLLS! … Uh, I didn’t say Bratz Dolls! You’ll pay for this, Plumbers!
The Mechakoopas approach the plumbers.
Mario: Watch out, Luigi, they can eat you!
Luigi: NO! YOU THINK?
Baby Yoshi: They no eat Mama Luigi! Yoshi eats them! … Then Yoshi eats Barbie Dolls!
Bowser: NOOO!
Baby Yoshi eats the robots and then the dolls.
Bowser: GAAAAH!
Mario: You didn’t tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi!
Luigi: That’s Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Luigi: And at that point, a new Youtube Poop theme was born.
Mario: All right Bowser, unless you want to say goodbye to Malibu Stacy, tell us where the princess is!
Bowser: Ha! I can build another castle, but you can’t build another princess!
Mama Luigi: Not yet we can’t!
Bowser: … Yeeeah…Anyway, with this key, you’ll never find the princess!
Yoshi takes the key with his tongue.
Bowser: Wait! Do over! I wasn’t ready for that!
Mario: Get over it.
Bowser runs away and bumps into Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: You sent me to follow them into Dinosaur World to spy, and they were mean to me! You said they wouldn’t! Now you’ll pay!
Darth Vader pulls out a lightsaber.
Luigi: Uh, let’s just say Bowser won’t be giving us trouble for a while.
Baby Yoshi spits out the key into the keyhole and they’re able to go back to Dome City.
Luigi: And that’s how we saved Peach and money on our car insurance at the same time.
Peach kisses the cheeks of Mama Luigi, Mario, Yoshi, Darth Vader, and the Geico Gecko.
End flashback!
Yoshi is asleep.
Luigi: … What?! I’m that boring?! Whatever. Night.
Yoshi: Night, Mama Luigi.
Mama Luigi: … Oh yeah…
Everyone that appeared, minus Mama Luigi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
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