Bowser was standing at a studio in front of a camera being operated by Ludwig.
"Is the camera ready yet?" Bowser asked angrily.
"Almost," Ludwig answered. After a few seconds, Bowser was frustrated.
"Come on already! You're the worst at this, Ludwig!" Bowser yelled.
"Dad! We’re on the air already!" Ludwig told him.
"Oh... Come get the newest and best cola you've ever had, Koopa Cola! Just ask these customers," Bowser said. Then the camera panned to Luigi.
"After one sip of... Koopa Cola, I s-suddenly feel... stronger. Are you sure this is-a right?" Luigi asked.
"Stick to the script, Luigi! What am I paying you for?!" Bowser yelled.
"You're-a not paying me!" Luigi answered. Then the camera panned to Larry.
"With Koopa Cola, my life is great. Thanks to my dad Bowser, who is much better than me... Hey!" Larry screamed. Next it panned to Toad.
"Koopa Cola gave me this great voice... Hey! It did not!"
"This is going all wrong!" Bowser cried.
"Hey Dad, can I try?" Lemmy asked.
"Yes, save the commercial!" Bowser agreed. Lemmy stepped onstage and cleared his throat.
"... Don't buy Koopa Cola, buy Lemmy Soda! Now with a new flavor: Lemmy-Lime!" Lemmy yelled. Then the camera turned to Mario and Yoshi.
"Lemmy Soda is the greatest! Buy it now!" Mario said cheerfully.
"Yoshi (Yeah)!" Yoshi answered.
"Commercial finished!" Ludwig said.
"Ok guys, let's all go to the hotel. I've booked this huge room with enough beds for everyone!" Lemmy stated.
"Will we stay up all night and-a party?" Luigi asked.
"Of course! Let's go!" Lemmy said as everyone except Bowser left.
"Why me? I should have been a politician..." Bowser said.
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