One day Mario is in his house...

Mario: I'm in my house!

Luigi: That's nice, Mario.

Mario: I wish you would listen to me.

Luigi: Did you say something?

Mario: Would you shut up for five seconds?!

Luigi: ...

Toad: HELP!

Mario goes outside.

Mario: What is it, Toad?

Toad: PEACH IS AT MY HOUSE AND SHE CAN'T GET OUT AND SHE MAY BE LISTENING TO MY NEW iPOD!

Mario: That's not important! But your iPod is!

Toad: Just do it!

Mario: I'm too lazy!

Toad: Fine! When will you do it?

Mario: In-a three hours.

Three hours later...

Mario: Ok, Toad! Where is your house?

Toad: Just five houses away!

Mario: I'm taking the plane!

Toad: Mario-

Mario: Good day!

Mario goes to the airport and is in line standing next to Bowser.

Bowser: Mario?

Mario: Wario?

Bowser: No, I'm Bowser.

Mario: Waluigi?

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Mario: Wendy?

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Mario: Lemmy Koopa?

Bowser: Yes, Mario! I'm Lemmy!

Mario: Hi Bowser.

Bowser: ?

Mario: Since when did you fit on a plane?

Bowser: That's not funny!

Flashback...

A weird Koopa who's in charge of the airport: You’re going to have to sit on the wing, sir.

Bowser: Fine!

During the flight, Bowser is on the plane's wing and falls off.

End of Flashback...

Mario: It seemed like it was just one hour ago.

Bowser: Mario! You moron, it was an hour ago!

Mario: Use your indoor voice.

Bowser: !!!

Mario is in front of the line now and is talking to the Koopa attendant.

Koopa: Your name, sir?

Mario: Luigi.

Koopa: What do you do for a job?

Mario: I'm a plumber, but I don't do any of it... What's a plumber?

Koopa: Can you please go though this thing?

Mario: Stop telling me what to do, and what's with all the questions?!

Koopa: FINE! JUST GET ON THE PLANE!

Mario: Use your indoor voice.

Koopa: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!

Mario: A lot of T's in there.

Mario gets on the plane and sits in first class.

Goomba: You’re not in first class!

Mario: ... Are you for sale?

Goomba: Are you a moron?!

Mario: No.

Goomba: Just get out of first class.

Mario: But I have a fire going!

Goomba: OH MY DAD! FIRE! FIRE!

Everyone gets off the plane except for Mario and a Koopa.

Koopa: Hello.

Mario: Fluff my pillow!

The Koopa does so.

Mario: Give me a milkshake!

The Koopa does so.

Mario: Stop the fire!

The Koopa tries, but catches fire and starts to run around in circles.

Mario: I'm the only sane person here! I mean, who would start a fire? Not me!

The plane goes over Toad's house.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Mario goes to the cockpit.

Mario: I want to push the red button that says DON'T PRESS THIS BUTTON! But I think I'll press this button.

Mario pushes a button that says YOU MORON YOU, WHY DID YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON?! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

The plane crashes into Toad's house.

Toad: MY HOUSE!

Peach comes out.

Peach: Sorry about your iPod Toad.

It's broke... DUH.

Toad: ...

If you want Toad to say a very long line about random stuff, press one. If you want to listen to Paper Mario: Bowser Theme, press two. If you want Bowser to get off the plane and say “MY i-POD! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” press three.

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Toad: OH MY DAD! MY HOUSE IS GONE AND I HAVE NO i-POD! CAN THIS STUPID DAY GET ANY WORSE?! NO! I'M MARIO TOAD! I'LL JUST TAKE THE PLANE INSTEAD OF WALKING 15 STEPS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, MARIO! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Mario: I'm going to get something to eat.