Fireball: Hello and welcome to another episode of Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show.
Roy: With your great hosts!
Mario: Fireball, Roy, and me!
Fireball: ... His name is Mario.
Roy: We’re so poor on this show... Well that's it I guess...
Mario: ?
Fireball: What Mario said!
Roy: Can we just get on with the RANDOM show.
Fireball: Okey dokey!
Mario: That's my line!
Roy: Well anyway, we talk about random stuff until we run out of random stuff to say.
Mario: We are so random.
Fireball: Indeed we are.
Roy: So go to the bathroom now because we have nothing better to do than tell you what to do.
Mario and Fireball: ?
Roy: ...
9 seconds later…
Fireball: Welcome back to the random show that always gets old!
Mario: Now for something random to be said.
Roy: So watch out for the RANDOM!
Fireball, Roy, and Mario: ...
Fireball: Wario is cheap.
Mario: I think everyone knows that, Fireball.
Fireball: Not everyone.
Roy: Well Mario is right there, Fireball!
Mario: Waluigi is a loser!
Fireball: You hurt his feelings!
Roy: He has no feelings.
Fireball: Yep, you’re probably right!
Roy: Boos are not scary!
Mario: That's right, people! Newsflash!
Fireball: We should have our own newspaper stand.
Mario: That would be more awesome than... awesome!
Roy: RANDOM IS AWESOME!
Fireball: How random is this?
Mario: Very random if you ask me!
Roy: Great minds speak alike.
Fireball and Mario look at Roy.
Roy: Ok...
Fireball: Now we bring you to Wario's Talk... Ok Wario.
Wario: WHA?!
Roy: Stop sleeping on the job.
Wario: I was not!
Mario: Then what?
Wario: I was... picking my nose.
Fireball: That's even worse than sleeping.
Mario: Sleeping is not that bad.
Wario: Ok...
Fireball: Get on with the random stuff.
Wario: Fine! Hello and welcome to Wario's talk and stuff... The other day I was caught in a robbery because I wanted money and Bowser still has brain freeze from the last Episode! Waluigi was trying to get in Mario Kart by making his own kart but when he took it for a test drive it hit my house and Waluigi is banned from any more Mario Kart games now.
Fireball: Finished yet with the random stuff?
Wario: NO! Other news is that Roy is trying to call the show, but no one will pick up the phone. Something I just made up right here right now just in, that the pants I'm wearing are too tight... Back to you, guys.
Roy: Thanks... I think.
Wario: No problem.
Fireball: Today we have something new, and it's Toad's Chest.
Mario: Cool!
Toad: Hello, and welcome to Toad's chest!
Mario: Cool!
Toad: Here's my guest... Waluigi!
Waluigi: Hi everyone!
Toad: You can pick one of my chests here, Waluigi, but there could be something good or something bad inside it.
Waluigi: Ok.
Toad: Pick number 1, 2 or 3.
Waluigi: 2!
Waluigi opens the chest.
Waluigi: A kart! SWEET!
Toad: But too bad you’re banned from kart races.
Waluigi starts to cry.
Toad: Back to you, guys!
Fireball: Thanks, Toad.
Mario: Now for phone call time!
Roy: From the Mushroom Kingdom! You’re on!
Toadsworth: Is Peach there?
Roy: No, old timer.
Toadsworth: WHAT?!
Roy hangs up.
Mario: From a weird place.
Boo: Are you trying to-
Mario hangs up.
Fireball: Question time!
Mario and Roy: Sweet!
Fireball: From the castle of Bowser! You’re on air!
Bowser: My head hurts!
Fireball: How many people do this show?
Bowser: Three.
Fireball: I'm sorry, but it was three.
Bowser: I GOT IT RRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Fireball hangs up.
Fireball: See you next time on...
Fireball, Roy, and Mario: Fireball, Roy and Mario's Show!
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