One day Bowser is in his castle doing nothing...
Bowser: I think I'll steal Peach and then five days later Mario will get her back.
So Bowser calls all of the Koopalings.
Lemmy: What do you want, King Dad?
Bowser: I'm going to steal Peach.
Roy: When will you be back?
Everyone looks at Roy.
Roy: I'm just curious...
Everyone still looks at Roy.
Roy: Just to see how long you'll be away so we can have a party.
Everyone: OH!
Bowser: I'll be back in five or seven years.
Ludwig: You mean days.
Bowser: NO! I mean years.
All the Koopalings look confused.
Wendy: Why are you going for five or seven years?
Bowser: To get away from you.
Iggy: Makes sense to me.
Morton: Yes it will be a great thing for King Dad because we can party for years while he can do something else-
Roy punches Morton in the stomach.
Morton: I get the message...
Roy: You’d better!
Bowser: SHUT UP!
Roy: Yes Sire!
Bowser: ... Who knew there was an E in sir?
Ludwig: Well it was made-
Bowser: SHUT UP!
Ludwig: Yes, My Lord.
Bowser: What the...?
Larry: Can you just go away now?
Bowser: Fine!
Bowser leaves.
At Mario's house…
Mario: What a great day to steal Peach!
Luigi: What?
Mario: What?
Luigi: *sigh*
Mario: Will you stop sighing!
Luigi: Maybe I will!
Mario: Fine with me!
Luigi: Ok.
Mario: Well I'm going to see you in five or seven years.
Luigi: You mean days.
Mario: NO! I mean years.
Luigi: For what?
Mario: Saving Peach I guess.
Mario goes over to Peach's castle and we see Bowser outside behind a bush.
Bowser: Maybe I should have made a plan before I got here.
Mario comes over to the bush.
Mario: What a nice bush! Maybe I'll poke it for no good reason.
Mario pokes it.
Bowser: LET GO!
Mario: Did this bush just talk?!
Bowser: No...
Mario: Oh... Thank you, bush.
Bowser: No problem...
Mario goes inside.
Bowser: Maybe I'll go inside there and just steal Peach... This is so crazy it may not work.
Bowser goes inside.
Peach: Why are you here. Mario?
Mario: Bowser could come over here today and try to steal you.
Bowser: You know the drill, Mario.
Mario: Yep.
Bowser lifts Peach and starts to walk out... but...
Bowser: OW!
A tree falls on Bowser's head.
Bowser: Where did that come from?!
Mario kicks Bowser out.
Bowser: So much for plan A. I don't even have a plan, really... Come on, plan B!
Bowser goes over to a tree and shakes it.
Bowser: DOUBLE OW!
Two trees fall on Bowser.
Bowser: Well that was random!
Later Bowser is on plan Z and some trees have fallen on his head about 79 times.
Bowser: Well plan Z was hopeless... Time for plan AA.
Bowser goes inside disguised as a bush.
Bowser: Hello Mario!
Mario: Hello!
Bowser steals Peach.
Mario: Have a nice day! ... Wait…
2 hours later…
Mario: I think that bush just took Peach!
Toad: That's what we said to you, but all you said was SHUT UP YOU STUPID TOAD!
Mario: I never knew I was so violent at times...
At Bowser's castle…
Bowser: I got you, Peach!
Peach: What else is new?
Bowser: Nothing really.
Roy: Do we have to have really, really, really hot peppers?
Bowser: Yes!
Roy eats it.
Roy: I wanted the really, really, really, really, really, really hot peppers!
Bowser: Shut up and eat.
Later...
Bowser: What's that... A coin?
Bowser bends down and Peach kicks him... Then Bowser lands in a hot pot and starts running around like a madman! Then Bowser crashes into a TV and goes right though a window and lands on his head. Then Bowser goes to Mario's house (somehow) and gets beat up by Mario and Luigi. Bowser then falls off a cliff and lots of Toad's beat him up... Then a tree hits Bowser on the head.
Bowser: What is it with me and trees?
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