One day at Wario's house...
Wario: I need some money, and fast!
Waluigi: Did you read the paper Wario?
Wario: ... What's that?
Waluigi: It has news inside of it.
Wario: Never heard of it.
Waluigi: Well just be a doctor!
Wario: Maybe I will be a doctor!
Waluigi: I was just saying, Wario…
Wario: So you don't think I'd be a good doctor?
Waluigi: I did not say that... Yeah, pretty much.
Wario goes to the hospital
Wario: I saw your wanted sign up.
Daisy: There is no wanted sign.
Wario: Daisy works here?
Daisy: ... What?
Wario: Sorry... Sometimes I say my thoughts out loud.
Daisy: Ok.
Wario: Daisy sure stinks today.
Daisy: !!!
Wario: And I thought I stunk!
Daisy: !!!
Wario: Well I'll see you later, Daisy.
Daisy: !!!
Wario: What's up with her?
Wario walks down the hall and sees Dr. Mario
Wario: You’re a doctor, Mario?
Mario: Only some days.
Wario: Well can I take your suit and stuff so I can be a doctor?
Mario: Well this is for work and I must wear it at all times...
Wario: Oh... Well see ya.
Mario: Ok then.
Wario then sees another doctor and goes up to him
Wario: Hi Doctor.
Blooper: Hi.
Wario gets in a fight with the Blooper to get his suit, and they end up in a room fighting. POW POW POW POW POW KA-POW! Blooper comes out not hurt at all and still has his suit. Then Wario comes all beat up.
Wario: Here's a suit.
Wario takes the suit.
Wario: Now I get paid!
Peach comes in.
Peach: Doctor! I'm glad I found you.
Wario: What is it?
Peach: There are five Koopas who think they ate a Poison Mushroom, and only one of them ate a Poison Mushroom!
Wario: WOW! It does not get any more random than this.
Peach: And that's not the worst part!
Wario: What's the worst part?
Peach: I have no idea!
Wario: That is bad... It's my break.
Peach: I don't care! Come with me!
Wario: FINE!
Wario goes with Peach into the room.
Wario: Wait... This is just like Mario Party 4!
Peach: Well this is your problem.
Wario: Ok then... I pick number four.
Peach: Why did you pick four?
Wario: Mario Party 4... Get it?
Peach: Whatever.
Koopa number two goes down to the floor, not moving.
Wario: Wake up!
Wario gets a stick.
Wario: Wake up, Mr. Koopa.
The Koopa is still not moving.
Wario: What's that Koopa's problem?
Mario and Luigi come over.
Mario: QUICK! CALL MM1!
Peach: Mario... We’re MM1.
Mario: DANG!
Luigi: Wario! You’re under arrest!
Wario: That's not fair!
Later...
Judge: I ban you from being a doctor ever again!
Wario: Not my first ban ever.
Mario: This is so random.
Wario: It sure is.
At Wario's house...
Waluigi: Got banned again?
Wario: Yep.
Waluigi: Well that explains that black eye you got.
Wario: When did I get a balck eye? Oh yeah... that Blooper.
Waluigi: *sigh*
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Wario: Hi!
Wario starts to dance like a fool.
Lemmy: Hi everyone!
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