One day at Mario's house...
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: Yes?
Luigi: Where's all the food?
Mario: I ate it all.
Luigi: Well go to the store and get some more.
Mario: But I don't want to!
Luigi: Fine! I'll go!
Luigi goes and makes a list and then leaves for Toad's supermarket.
Luigi: Wow! Mushrooms are one for 54 coins!
Luigi and Wario bump into each other.
Wario: Mario?
Luigi: Wario?
Wario: Oh... It's you, Luigi.
Luigi: Yeah.
Wario beats up Luigi
Wario: And never bump into me again!
Luigi goes outside, dizzy, with all the food he bought
Luigi: Where am I?
A Koopa goes over to Luigi
Koopa: You stole all the food!
Luigi: I'll pay for i-
The Koopa calls for help and Wario comes over
Wario: What do you need help with, puny?
Koopa: Beat him up and I'll give you 70 coins.
Wario: Sweet!
Wairo beats up Luigi. Luigi walks over to Waluigi’s house, still dizzy
Waluigi: Hi there, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh... Hi, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Will you mow my lawn?
Luigi: NOOOOOO-
Waluigi: Great! I'll be back in three seconds so’d you better be done.
Luigi just stands there and is not dizzy anymore
Waluigi: You never mowed my lawn?!
Luigi: I said n-
Waluigi: WARIO!
Wario comes over.
Wario: What?
Waluigi: Help me beat on Luigi.
Wario: Third time today.
Wario and Waluigi beat up Luigi. Luigi walks over to a Goomba.
Luigi (dizzy): Is that you, Daisy?
Goomba: HELP!
Wario and Waluigi come over
Wario: What is it?
Goomba: Beat him up!
Wario and Waluigi beat on Luigi again.
Wario: It's nice to do good deeds... WHAT AM I SAYING?!
Wario and Waluigi leave. Luigi finally restored of dizziness, goes over to the store again.
Koopa: You stole my food!
Waluigi: You did not mow my lawn!
Goomba: You called me Daisy!
Luigi: WILL YOU SHUT UP?
Koopa, Goomba, Wario, and Waluigi beat up Luigi. Luigi goes back home.
Mario: You look bad there, Luigi... What happened?
Luigi: (sarcastically) I had a good day!
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