One day Ludwig was working in his lab when…
Ludwig: I did it! I finally made an invention that doesn’t explode! I gotta call everyone to come and see! GUYS!!! GET YOURSELVES UP HERE!!!
Later on..
Everyone is assembled in the lab to see what Ludwig invented and are chatting with each other.
Lemmy: Why did the Mushroomer go to the party? Because he was a fun guy!
Iggy: Haahahahahahaha!
Larry: Haaaaaaaaaaaha!
Roy: Hahahahahaaaa!
Wendy: I don’t get it…
Morton: Want to hear my speech about wedding cake? No? Well TOUGH LUCK! Hopefully next time you’ll have better luck, well maybe not as then I wouldn’t be able to talk to you. Well anyways here is my speech about wedding cake. It goes like this have you ever wondered how wedding cake was made it’s made by first of all buying the ingredients from a supermarket or convenience store or wherever then you put them together then you…
Ludwig comes in with his new invention.
Ludwig: Here I have my new invention, the self-combusting-radioactive-extremely-harmful-inner-you-finder. It’s *ahem* harmless... It finds the "inner you" that shows what you are. I need a volunteer.
Everyone steps back, hoping to do that thing where one person is left forward, but they all do it so no one is left there. So they take another step back, but everyone does that too, and they keep slowly stepping back until they back into the wall, except Clawdia, who falls out the window but doesn’t seem to notice.)
Ludwig: Fine... I’ll do it myself.
Ludwig steps into his machine and presses a button. A lot of whirring is heard and smoke comes out of the machine. When it clears a figure is left standing in Ludwig’s place.
Iggy: It’s-
Lemmy: Hideous!!! It’s-
Iggy: Revolting!!! It’s-
Wendy: Albert Einstein?
Ludwig/Einstein: Yes! You see, this is my inner form! As I am clearly a genius! Whoahaohahawahoheewanahowaohohohawahee!!!
Larry: Me next!
Lemmy: No
Iggy: Me!
Wendy: No, me!
Ludwig/Einstein: Wendy!
Wendy steps into the machine and Ludwig presses a button. Once the fog clears a baby is left sitting there. It looks cute! Until…
Wendy/Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! II WANNTT TTTTOOYYYYSSSSSSSS!!! AAAANNNDDD MMMMMAAAAAKKKKEEUUUUUUUPPPPP!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Larry shoves a dummy into her mouth. She continues screaming, but is muffled. Larry steps into the machine, and when the smoke clears…
Larry/Piranha Plant: grarble grarble wrawr! (Hey, this is cool!)
Lemmy and Iggy: Us next
Iggy and Lemmy come out as sausage and mash! As, obviously, sausage and mash can’t talk, they can’t say anything, so we’ll just move along now…
Morton comes out as, you guessed it, wedding cake. Which (luckily) can’t talk either.
Bowser steps in, grumbling, but when the smoke clears, there is no one there! Then everyone looks down and sees a tiny Goomba. Teehee…
Bowser: If anyone laughs I will personally burn them with my fire breath.
Bagels comes out as… a pair of socks?! Oh, I get it! Because he lets Bowser walk all over him!
Playful is… Bowser! Because of his fiery temper!
Kamek comes out as… himself. Well, I guess that’s because he’s… um, unique!
And last but not least, Roy! The smoke clears…
Roy/Kitten: Meow! MEOW! (Don’t look at me! DON’T LOOK AT MEEE!)
Everyone starts laughing until they realize that now they are stuck like this, as Ludwig/Einstein hasn’t invented a cure yet!
The moral of the story: Don’t eat cheese before bed. It gives you nightmares, y’know.
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