Luigi is signing to a Wii Remote. Luigi starts singing the Wii Sports theme, but since it doesn’t have any words, the Wii Remote throws him in the Mii Channel trash can.
The End
Mario: And here’s a word from our sponsors!
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Warning: This stuff makes you fat if your skinny are middle weight, if you order it at all though, you’re an idiot.
Fat Guy: HEY!
He falls through the very fragile floor.
Mario: Weird commercial… Well here’s Food Frenzy!
Food Frenzy (new skit)
Sledge Bro: Hello, this is a contest where we have a minion challenge Diddy Kong at an eating contest. Who will win?
The food today is… roast beef sandwiches from Jarby’s!
The minions are… Chargin’ Chuck, Yoshi, and Morton!
At the start Morton starts talking a bit, so Diddy throws food in his mouth, making him choke. Everyone else then has to give him the Heimlich. Diddy quickly gives all his food to DK.
Sledge Bro: WOAH! DIDDY WINS!
Others: Aaaaahhhhh…
*BURP*
Sledge Bro and Other Competitors: ? (looking under table) DK?!
They chase Diddy and DK away.
The End
Mario: Ok, time for Koopa Burger! With a special guest star.
Koopa Burger
Mario is wiping the counter with radishes. Larry then comes up to him and yells at him for mistreating one of Earth’s plants. Then Ness walks in.
Audience: YEAH! WOOOHOOO!
Mario: Welcome to the Koopa Burger, home of the Koopa Burger, can I take your order?
Ness: Yes, I would like a Koopa meal with a Shroom Shake and…
Mario: Wait! You’re Ness! You’re from Super Ness. YOU ARE MY HERO! YOU ARE THE REASON THAT I AM A SUPER HERO!
Ness: Wait, I’m from the Earthbound series. Besides, it’s a game console like Playstation, Nintendo 64, Atari, Activision, SEGA, or whatever the other consoles are…
Mario: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!
Ness: Well I guess it wouldn’t hurt seeing as though you’re a big fan and all.
Ness grabs a random napkin and signs his name on it.
Mario: Can you also sign my head?
Ness signs Mario’s head.
Mario: Can you sign my butt?
Ness: No way!
Roy walks over. Larry was replaced because he had anger management issues.
Roy: Mario! I don’t pay you to fool around with the customers!
Mario: You don’t pay me at all.
Roy: Take the customer’s order and get back to work.
Mario cooks Ness’ food and gives it to him.
Mario: There’s your food. That’ll cost you…
Lucas runs in and goes over to Ness.
Audience: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lucas: Ness, you have to come back to Earthbound. Giygas is destroying the city.
Ness: Right on my way.
Mario: Wait! You can’t leave without paying!
Ness: COME ON! I’M JUST A KID! I DON’T GET PAID FOR SAVING THE WORLD!
Mario: YEAH, WELL NEITHER DO I, AND YOU’RE NOT LEAVING ‘TIL YOU PAY FOR YOUR FOOD!
Ness: PK THUNDER!
Mario is a smoking ash tray.
Mario: Thank you for coming to Koopa Burger.
Ness and Lucas walk out. Roy walks over.
Roy: MARIO! DID YOU JUST LET THE CUSTOMER LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING FOR HIS FOOD?!
Mario: But it was Ness. I tried to stop him but he used his thunder attack on me.
Roy breathes fire on Mario.
Mario: I guess I won’t get paid for this week, will I?
The End
Mario: What a great skit. Well we are almost out of time, folks. But before we leave, here’s Ness and Lucas coming right back out to say thanks for letting them be on the show.
Ness and Lucas: Thanks for letting us be on your show.
Mario: Join us next time on…
Audience: MARIO NIGHT LIVE!
Mario: See ya real soon.
The End
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