Multiss guy (voice over): Plit, a place of good and bad. Most either way lie! Is there one single person left on Plit that is fully honest? The reward for honesty is 500,000 Beanbean coins! All that stands in the way are 21 questions. This is The Hour of Honesty!
Multiss guy: Welcome to The Hour of Honesty! Where all that stands between one person/Koopa/Bob-omb- whatever. You know what I mean. Anyway, all that stands between them and 500,000 Beanbean coins is 21 questions! Now here's our first contestant.
Announcer: He is known for his strength and ownership of Roy's Sports Hall- Roy!
Roy comes out, flexes his muscles like Macho Grubba, and sits in his chair.
Mult: So Roy, you're known for not just the things said up in the voiceover, but I've heard you lie a lot, don't you?
Roy: Yeah, so what of it? I can just beat you up for those coins instead! Give me one good reason I shouldn't!
Mult: You would be sued for it.
Roy: A good reason, idiot!
Mult: Because I can take every contestant’s weapons and use it against you!
Roy: I don't have any weapons! Except the-
Mult: Yes, I raided your Sports Hall! I took the Big Lazor, the lava pit, the spiked balls you used after Kamek shrunk your Sports Hall, and the good old electric chair you're sitting in!
Roy: But- How did you- You can't just- Do you hate me or something?!
Mult: Slightly, but it's not just because it's you. I do this to every contestant on this show. Now enough chit-chat, it's almost a page and we haven't even got to the people in the chair yet!
Roy: But-
Mult: Now you aren't just telling the truth in front of Plit! You're telling it in front of your friends, coworkers, and family!
Larry, Bowser, General Guy, and Kamek are shown sitting on a couch in front of the stage.
Roy: I'll send you to the Underwhere!
Roy tries to lunge at Mult and thrashes him with all his might, but he doesn't leave a scratch.
Roy: What the?!
Mult: I have to admit, being hypnotized by Bleck does have a few... advantages. I am invincible, can multiply myself and transform into anything (so can the clones), and my invincibility lasts as long as any trace of the Koopalings are alive. lones, robots, you get the picture. Even they count! Now to start the game.
Roy: Grrr.
Mult: Oh yes, if there is a question you don't want Roy to answer, just hit this button.
Mult hits the button.
Mult: It will replace the question, but I can't guarantee that it will be better. Plus it can only be used once!
Larry: Don't worry, we wont need to use it... Unless...
Mult: We're almost at two pages, so let's get started! Question one, do you exclude yourself from the Sports Hall battles, because you were beaten by Birdo in season one?
Roy: Why you little, of course n-
Roy sees that Mult has a button on his chair and has his finger over it.
Roy: Seriously n-
Mult's finger is coming closer to the button
Roy: OKAY, YES! YES! IT'S TRUE! I ADMIT IT!
General Guy: (in almost the exact same voice as that Sarge person in Yugioh GX) Kid, I am ashamed of you, you runaway coward.
Roy: Aw shaddap! Now how much do I get?
Mult: What? You don't get anything until you answer five more questions truthfully. And they get more personal the farther you get!
Roy: Fine, anyway if I quit you'd just hit me with everything now, right?
Mult: Actually I wasn't going to if you quit. But thanks for the idea!
Roy: Man, this is worse than Morton's speeches!
Larry: Careful, Roy, he just might add that in!
Roy: Will you shut up already, you little-
Mult: Nice idea, Larry! Okay if he quits he will get all this plus Morton's speeches! And if he lies he will get beaten up by Iggy and all the previous stuff!
Roy: Just get on with it!
Mult: Fine, question two. Do you beat up Iggy because you know he's smarter than you?
Roy: Easy. Ye-
Bong!
Mult: Looks like they hit the button! So new question two. Do you have a picture of Wendy and yourself in a heart surrounded by smaller hearts, hanging in your room?
Roy: *with an evil grin and a demonic voice* Larry, I am going to KILL YOU!
Larry: Oh, it's worth it, Roy. It's worth it!
Mult: Roy, answer the question.
Roy: Um er ah oh, yes.
Computer: That answer is... True
Mult: See? That wasn't so bad. Now question three. Do you beat up Iggy, because your Sports Hall is under his Casino?
Roy: Easy, no!
Computer: That answer is... False.
Roy: WHAAAAAT?!
Mult: Well Roy, unsurprisingly, you lied! So count down begins in 5… 4… 3… 2... 1 and-
Stanba: WAIT! (If you've read my first Interview, you know him)
Mult: Stan, what is it?!
Stanba: Well it turns out the machine was on the fritz and said that it was false. Roy, your answer was true!
Roy: (bawling his eyes out) What? Oh THANK YOU STRANO!
Stanba: It's Stanba.
Roy: Whatever. I said thanks, isn't that good enough?
Stanba: Meh, fine then.
Mult: Anyway, question four. Now that Stanba saved your life, do you have a crush on Goombella?
Roy: Uh, heh heh. Yes.
Computer: That answer is... True
Mult: Okay. Question five. Are you scared of Playful?
Roy: Oh. Yes!
Computer: That answer is... True.
Roy: YES YES! Oh YEAH BABY!
Mult: So, only one more question before 10,000 Beanbean coins!
Roy: Okay, now give me that 10,000-coin question!
Mult: Okay, here it is. Question six. Do you avoid beating up Lemmy, because you are scared of him?
Roy: Well if I have to for that money then I will. Yes, yes I am!
Computer: That answer is... True.
Mult: Well Roy, you have won 10,000 Beanbean coins! How do you feel?
Roy: I feel on top of Plit right now! Oh, and by the way, those things I said to those questions weren't true.
Computer: That answer is…
Roy: OH NO!
Computer: FALSE.
Mult: Well Roy, you lied, and as for the punishment, you lose your coins and have to get the button! But first, music please.
The song In The End from Linkin Park starts to play.
Roy: But-but that wasn't a real question!
Mult: I never said it had to be one of the questions. I just said if you lied! Now everyone get your earplugs ready, because he's coming!
Morton comes in.
Roy: I'll just get out of the cha- Hey wait! I can't get out!
Mult: Of course, I strapped you in when you weren't paying attention! By the way, Iggy, come in!
Iggy... comes in.
Mult: So now, Roy, 5… 4… 3… 2... 1... 0.
Mult clones himself and turns into the Gold Crystal Star and Macho Grubba's machine. He then clones himself again and puts that clone in the machine for energy. Iggy then gets into the machine and gets as big as Macho Grubba in his second form! Mult then makes another clone and it pushes the button. Roy is fried in the electric chair, gets hit by the spiked balls three times, gets hit by the Big Lazor which has been charging up for a month, and falls into the lava where Morton is in. Morton isn't hurt by the lava since he likes heat. He then tells Roy his speech on speeches. Morton kicks Roy out and Iggy then shrinks Roy to the size of a Microgoomba and Iggy pummels him for an hour and 54 minutes. Roy is then sent to the hospital sobbing.
Lemmy: By the way, you said that Count Bleck gave you those powers, but in your Interviews you haven't got out yet!
Mult: The power of Brawl saved me, so to speak.
Lemmy: All the characters from Brawl came to save you, didn't they?
Mult: Well yeah. Just shut up and listen to the music.
Linkin Park (which for some reason has been playing for almost two hours): I tried so hard, and got so far. In the end it doesn't even matter. I got too far to lose it all. In the end, it doesn't even matter!
Mult: (over the music) And this has been The Hour of Honesty. But since the police just came in, I am anticipating that this show will be shut down now. So good night!
The music then fades out.
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