One day, Mario was hungry and went to a fast food place called Cooking Here is a Little Too Far. Mario went inside and started to order.

Mario: Hello. I'd like a number 4, fries, and a Coke please.

Koopa: Sorry. We ran out of fries, pop, and burgers, sir.

Mario: Well then I'll have the salad please.

Koopa: We have no salad.

Mario: Why does it say salad?

Koopa: I have no idea.

Mario: Then could you give me the soup?

Koopa: Sorry. We don't have soup.

Mario: Why?

Koopa: Because that man over there had it.

The Koopa points to a Goomba

Mario: Well then I'll have a pie.

Koopa: You don't want our pie. We put shells in it.

Mario: Then I'll have some juice.

Koopa: No way! You don't want the juice we make.

Mario: COME ON! I'M HUNGRY!

Koopa: Well what do you want, sir?

Mario: THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO CHOOSE... Do you have any water?

Koopa: You don't want the water we have here, sir.

Mario: FINE THEN! I'LL JUST STEAL THAT MAN’S FOOD!

Mario steals the burger from the man and eats it.

Mario: A plumber got's to eat.

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