Fawful the Waffle: Welcome, people, to the some-odd episode of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" Here are our contestants: Mario.
Mario: Mamamia! People are staring at me!
FW: Luigi.
Luigi: Shut up, Mario!
FW: Waluigi.
Waluigi: I’m-a gonna win!
FW: Wario
Wario: Did you say millionaire?!
FW: Yes; Yoshi.
Yoshi: Ow-oow-oow-oow!
FW: Bowser.
Bowser: Gargah!
FW: And Peach.
Peach: Hee hee hee hee hee!
FW: Now, who wants to be a millionaire?
Wario: Me!
FW: That was a rhetorical question
Mario: What’s-a rhetorical question?
FW: -_- Le’ts move on to the first part. These Mario games came in what order? A: Super Mario Land B: Mario Kart C: Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins D: Super Mario 64 DS
Everyone pushes buttons
FW: The result is this: 1st: Yoshi - A C B D 2nd: Peach - A B C D 3rd: Waluigi - D C B A 4th: Luigi - A C D B 5th Bowser - B A A B 6th: Mario - Z Z Z Z 7th: Wario - Didn’t answer anything
Wario: What?! I lost!
Wario jumps up and runs out of the studio.
FW: I knew he wouldn’t press anything; he fell asleep. And Mario, how did you answer “Z”? Well, first up, Yoshi.
Yoshi gets so nervous he lays an egg. He then walks up.
FW: The first question, what is the most popular color of Yoshis? A: Blue B: Green C: Pink D: Black
Yoshi throws the egg at FW.
FW: Ouch! You idio- I am sorry, Yoshi, that is not correct. Next up, Peach.
Peach: Hee hee hee heee heee!
Peach hands the host some money. He takes it.
FW: Umm, okay, straight for the 1 million dollar zinger!
The audience starts booing. Peach gives them each 100 dollars They all become quiet.
FW: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck upchucked wood?
A: 12 B: Potato C: Pickles! D: None of the above
Peach is about to hand FW some money, but she has no more.
Peach: Hee hee hee hee hee?
FW: I’m sorry, Peach, that is incorrect. Go away.
Peach leaves giggling.
FW: Next up, Waluigi, who will hopefully answer the question.
Waluigi walks up and sits down.
FW: Who should be confirmed for Brawl next? A: Pac-man B: Shadow the Hedgehog C: Chef Boy-Ar-Dee D: Waluigi
Waluigi: D!
FW: Wrong answer. What kind of move set would Waluigi have? The answer is C: Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
Waluigi: What?! I lost!!!
FW: Yes, you did.
Waluigi tackles Yoshi and steals his shoes.
Waluigi: I STOLE DAT MAN’S SHOES!
FW: Get out. NOW. Up next is Luigi.
Luigi: Starts humming the Luigi’s Mansion tune.
FW: Here is your question. Who are the two Democrats competing against each other in the 2008 election? A: Stafy the Star and a Waddle-Dee B: Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton C: Both A and B D: C
Sakurai: There is no time to ponder such questions, as Luigi just grabbed the Smash Ball!
Luigi jumps up and starts punching the Smash Ball. He uses his final smash, Negative Zone! Luigi starts dancing and everyone starts taunting uncontrollably.
FW: I HAVE FURY!!! TOO MUCH GREEN!
Luigi stops dancing.
Luigi: I answer-
FW kicks him out… of the world.
COMPUTER PLAYER DEFEATED.
FW: Next up is, *sigh* Bowser.
Bowser: Race Race Race!
FW: Why are you saying-
Bowser: Race Race Race!
FW: Ok, here’s the question: Are you smarter then a fifth grader?
A: Deal! B: No Deal! C: WHAT?! OVER NINE-THOUSAND? D: ‘Cause most Americans don’t own maps
Bowser: A!
FW: I’m getting very tired of this, so you’re correct.
Mario: Whoopee! It’s my turn!
FW: Oh no-
Mario: Where you at? Holla back!!!
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