One day at Wario's house...

Wario: I’ve got a great idea for money!

Waluigi: What is it?

Wario: I'll make a book!

Waluigi: You don't know how to, though.

Wario: Please, I think I know what I'm doing.

Waluigi: Well ok. What's the title?

Wario: I have no idea. I'll call it Wario and the Tall Guy Whose Name is Waluigi. What a Weird Name. Well Maybe Not.

Waluigi: Sounds good to me.

Wario: Well ok then. I'm almost done.

Waluigi: You have to make a lot of pages.

Wario: Let’s go to Lemmy's house. He knows all kind of things about books!

So they go to Bowser's castle. They knock and Bowser opens the door.

Bowser: Do you want Lemmy?

Wario: Yes.

Bowser beats up Wario and Waluigi and shuts the door!

Wario: OW!!!

Waluigi: Let’s –ow- try something –ow- else... ow.

Wario gets in a horse costume with Waluigi and knocks on the door. Bowser opens the door

Bowser: Come in if you want to see Lemmy.

Wario: K.

They go up the stairs

Roy: A horse that looks like Iggy!

Roy pushes Wario and Waluigi down the stairs and the costume falls off.

Bowser: You’re not a horse!

Bowser beats them up

Wario: I got an idea again!

They go in as a horse again.

Bowser: Come in if you want to see Lemmy.

Wario: K.

They hide and disguise themselves as gangsters and go up the stairs.

Roy: Cool, dudes! Go past me!

Ludwig comes out.

Ludwig: You’re gangsters who are here to steal my stuff!

Ludwig beats them up.

Roy: That means you’re not cool!

Roy pushes them down the stairs.

Bowser: You’re not a horse!

Bowser beats them up.

Wario: Let’s... try something.............. else.

They knock on the door as a horse.

Bowser: Come in if you want to see Lemmy.

Wario: K.

They hide and dress up like gangsters.

Roy: Cool, dudes! Go past me!

They hide and dress up like scientists.

Ludwig: You’re cool! Go past me.

Iggy is then left, and they go past him and dress as themselves again.

Wario: Lemmy, can you help us make a book?

Lemmy: What's it called?

Wario: Wario and the Tall Guy Whose Name is Waluigi. What a Weird Name. Well Maybe Not.

Lemmy: Did you get beat up trying to get up here?

Wario: Yes.

Lemmy: Then write about that.

Wario: Ok.

Wario works in Lemmy's room all night. Then he is about to leave to make copies but...

Iggy: Losers!

Iggy trips them.

Ludwig: ROBBERS!!!

Ludwig beats them up.

Roy: You’re not cool!

Roy pushes them down the stairs.

Bowser: You two are no horse!

Bowser rips the book and beats them up and throws them out.

Waluigi: Why...

Wario: … I don't know…

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