One day at Wario’s house...

Wario: Wow, it’s such a great day out! I'm going for a walk... to rob a bank, that is.

Wario goes for a walk, and Mario and Wario bump into each other

Wario: Grrrrr. Who dares bumps into the great Wario?!

Mario: Me, the great Mario!

Wario: Stop acting like me.

Mario: Fine then.

Wario: Where are you going?

Mario: To your house.

Wario: Why?

Mario: To steal your stuff.

Wario: Ok then, see ya.

At the bank…

Wario: This is a hold up! Where is everyone?

Toad: Oh, no one goes in this bank.

Wario: Why?

Toad: I don't know.

Wario: Ok then... HA! I got your pen!

Toad: Could you give that back?

Wario: Well is it yours or the bank’s?

Toad: Well that’s the bank’s. If you take that it comes out of my paycheck.

Wario: Oh, sorry. Here you go.

Toad: Thanks.

Wario: No, I understand. Well, see ya.

Toad: Ok then, bye.

Wario then goes to rob a different bank

Wario: Put your hands up!

Luigi: Why?

Wario: ‘Cause I got a... Oh, I got nothing. Well, sorry everyone. Do what you were doing.

Koopa: You could use this broom and hit us. Or stomp us.

Wario: Well I'm not going to jump you today.

Koopa: Oh. Well thanks.

Wario: No prob... See you around.

Koopa: Yeah, see ya.

Wario then goes on a train

Wario: Put your hands up! I'm strong and I can hurt you!

Noki: Well nobody’s got money on this train.

Wario: Why?

Noki: Mario came and... yeah.

Wario: Well can you stop this train or something so I can get off?

Noki: I would love to, but... I don't have control.

Wario: Ok. So how much for the... uh...

Noki: Oh, uh, 25 coins.

Wario: Ok, here you go.W ow! And I thought that I was the robber.

The train stops and Wario walks to his house, but...

Wario: WHERE’S ALL MY STUFF?! Wait... MARIO!!!