One day at the Marios' house...

Mario: Luigi! Where's the ice cream?

Luigi: You ate it all!

Mario: Oh yeah. Go buy some then.

Luigi: NO! You go buy it! I have to do everything!

Mario: Fine.

Luigi: Ok then, so go.

Mario makes a list, then leaves to Toad's supermarket.

Mario: Wow! Look at all the stuff!

Wario bumps into Mario.

Wario: Mario?

Mario: Waluigi?

Wario: No, I'm Wario.

Mario: Oh. Sorry.

Wario: That's ok.

Later...

Mario: There's Mushrooms on sale for 79 coins! This must be my lucky day!

Mario goes outside with all the food he bought.

Koopa: You're stealing all the food!

Mario: So?

Koopa: Nothing. Here's 90 coins.

Mario: Thanks.

Wario: Mario, want to mow my lawn for 500 coins?

Mario: Sure!

Wario: Here you go.

Mario: But...

Wario: No, you deserve it.

Mario: I did nothing, and...

Wario: Take it!

Mario: Ok.

Mario goes over to a Goomba.

Mario: Are you weak?

Goomba: Yeah.

Mario stomps on the Goomba and steals his money.

Mario: Cool.

Mario goes back to the store and Wario, Koopa, and Goomba are there.

Koopa: Mario, you stole all the food!

Wario: You lied about mowing the lawn!

Goomba: You stomped on me!

Mario: So?

Koopa: Good point.

Wario: Wow, I've never seen it that way before.

Goomba: You stomped to steal my money. That make sense.

Mario goes back home.

Luigi: Wow, look at all the food and money... Mario, did you steal?!

Mario: No. I just had a really bad day!

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