Monday

Mushroomer: Step on a crack, break Mama's back.

Little T: Yeah, right.

Little T steps on the crack.

Dr. Mario: Hey, Little T, your mama stepped on a banana peel and is in the hospital with a broken back.

Little T: Zoo Wee Mama!

Tuesday

Yoshi: Yoshi been waiting three hours for hamburger.

Hours pass...

Yoshi: Finally! Yoshi hungry for hamburger.

Cashier: i'm sorry, we are all sold out of burgers, fries, hot dogs and nuggets.

Yoshi faints.

Cashier: Zoo Wee Mama!

Wednesday

Toad: Oops, I stepped in a puddle. Well, at least it's not an ACID puddle.

Toad's foot dissolves.

Toad: AY AY AY! It IS an acid puddle!

Random Goomba: Zoo Wee Mama!

Thursday

Roy: Hey hot stuff, you want to go on a date with me?

Vanna T: No! And you forgot to work out, so you're all flabby.

Roy: Zoo Wee Mama!

Friday

Peach: Help me! Bowser kidna... Mmmmph!

Luigi: Release Peach this instant!

Bowser: I can't. You see, I tied her up, and I can't undo knots! And that includes the knot on the scarf I tied over her mouth.

Luigi: Zoo Wee Mama!

Moral: Mario isn't the only dumb one