Luigi: I wonder if Mario will ever get out of his cheese obsession.

Meanwhile Mario is in the hospital with a strait jacket on.

Mario: Cheeeeeeeese. SWISS cheeeeeeese. PROVOLONE!

Nurse: Mario, you're going to have a roommate for a while.

Mario: Cheese?

Ludwig (in a strait jacket on a wheelchair): Choooooocolate. Must... invent... CHOCOLATE MACHINE!!!

Mario: WEIRD-COLORED CHEESE!!!

Ludwig: RED CHOCOLATE!!!

They both start trying to eat each other.

Nurse: *sigh* As long as we don't get any other obsessions like these...

19 seconds later...

Wario (also in a strait jacket and wheelchair): MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY...

Waluigi: I got fed up when he started to kiss his hat because it was yellow like gold. Oh, and I need to have my phobia appointment in the next 34 seconds or I will start being afraid of everything again.

Nurse: *sigh*

Waluigi goes to the psychiatrist and Wario goes into the same room as Mario and Ludwig.

Mario: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSE!!!

Nurse: If we have just one more obsession come in here...

Dark Boo comes in with a lollipop strait jacket, Wendy comes in with a strait jacket with a mall on it, and Morton with a strait jacket with wedding cake on it.

Nurse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The nurse runs screaming out of the hospital.

Doctor: Well, let's take a look at these new guys.

16 seconds later...

Both the doctor and the nurse are on a train with a group of hobos.

Luigi: Hmm, I think I'll visit Mario for a bit.

When Luigi gets there...

Mario: Green cheese!

Ludwig: Mint chocolate!

Wario: Green coin!

Dark Boo: Giant green lollipop!

Wendy: Salesperson!

Morton: A more tall than usual lime-flavored wedding cake that has blueberry frosting that's shaped like overalls which are used as a type of clothing but now are used as a frosting and is all for me to eat and enjoy and to never ever ever share with any of my siblings which include...

Everyone except Morton and Luigi: SHUT UP!!!

Luigi: Uhh, I think I need to go to the tailor's.

Mario: Cheese.

Luigi: That's nice, Mario.

Luigi leaves.

Mario: Cheese!

Ludwig: Chocolate!

Wario: Money!

Wendy: Malls!

Dark Boo: Lollipop!

Morton: Wedding cake which is so good and which I love to eat and enjoy and to never share and have all to myself just like that green guy that left a short while who was supposed to stay so that I could eat and enjoy and to lick off the blueberry frosting that was...

Everyone except Morton: SHUT UP!!!

King White Goomba: Didn't I say "the end?"

Ludwig: No. Oh, and chocolate!

King White Goomba: Ok then...

Wendy: Well?

King White Goomba: Well what?

Wendy: Aren't you going to end it?

King White Goomba: Not yet.

47 1/6 seconds later...

King White Goomba: Ok...