One day Mario woke up.

Mario: I’m going on a big journey today, with my trusty friend, Mr. Rubber Ducky! I still haven’t named him! Along my journey I might find a name for him. WAIT! Maybe I found a name for him right this very minute! I just haven’t been using my brain! I think I know a name for him right now. #$%# will be your name from now on!

Luigi walks into the room.

Luigi: MARIO! DID I JUST HEAR YOU NAME YOUR RUBBER DUCKY #$%#?! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU NAMED HIM THAT! I TOLD YOU THAT WASN’T APPROPRIATE! DO WE NEED TO HAVE THE TALK AGAIN?!

Mario screams and hides under his covers of his bed.

Mario: Not THE TALK again!

Mario jumps out of the covers after a few more screams.

Mario: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Luigi: I just did, you moron.

Mario starts to rampage across the room like he’s in a cage.

Luigi: That’s it, Mario! I’m taking you… to THERAPY!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I hope you liked this Scribble. If not… YOU’RE ALL MONKEY PEOPLE!!!

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