Ever wonder what Mario characters ask good ol’ SC? Well you'll find out... And don't be surprised if they're just plain crazy...
Mario
*CHEEEESE!
*CHEESE
*cheese
*ChEeSe
*cHeEsE
*Cheese
*a chess! No wait... I mean CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSE!
Santa: Of course... Maybe if I just color this coal yellow...
Luigi
*Mario to not be stupid
*A board to hit Mario with
*More underpants for my... problems...
*Green stuff
*To grow WAAAAAAAY taller then I am now... That way Mario looks like a shrimp
Santa: Most is reasonable... But underpants...? 0_0
Peach
Pink stuff
Pinker stuff
Pinkest stuff
The memory to put *'s in front of these words in lists... or at least numbers
To be stronger then Daisy
Santa: I guess I can make her stronger... Nah... Besides... Daisy's cooler than Peach.
Daisy
*Luigi
*Luigi
*Luigi
*Luigi
*Luigi
*Boxing gloves
*Luigi
*igiuL... AKA Luigi spelled backwards
*For Mario to get beaten up for no reason... It's fun seeing him getting hurt
Santa: I'll just give her the boxing gloves... and these arrows I stole from some angel dude.
Yoshi
*Melon
*Melon
*For everyone else to like my presents...
Santa: What a great Christmas wish!
...which are melons that only Yoshis can digest!
Santa: …
Wario
*A new car
*$987,654,321,123,456,789,057.89
Santa: WHAT DOES HE THINK THE NORTH POLE IS, A BANK?!
Elf: (to reindeer) Ok, and your savings is now $37.00.
Blitzen: Thanks.
Santa: Maybe not.
Diddy
37+43=80
23+24=47
9+3=12
71+38=89
Santa: WHAT THE?
At DK Isle Elementary...
Diddy: Here's my math homework.
Teacher: Ok, let me check... A NEW SPEED BIKE AND FIXED PEANUT POPGUNS?
Diddy: D'oh! I got my homework and X-Mas list mixed up!
And that's what some Mario characters want for Christmas!
The End
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