One day, Mario was walking when he noticed he was missing 1 HP.

Mario: Wah, wah, yahoo!

Mario went to the Toad Town Bazaar to buy a Mushroom.

Shopkeeper: Hello, how may I help you? I'm new here, just so you know.

Mario looked the Toad directly in the eye.

Mario: Wah, ya, okey-dokey!

Shopkeeper: Hey, aren't you that Italian plumber? You have a thick accent, so I just wanted to know.

Mario: Woo, wah!

Shopkeeper: I take that as a yes. So what do you want?

Mario: Wah, ya, okey-dokey!

Shopkeeper: Uh… What?

Mario: (angrily) Wah, wah, yahoo!

Shopkeeper: Hey, I'm not a yahoo!

Mario: Grrrrr…

Shopkeeper: And you're not a dog!

Mario: (pointing at the Toad’s Mushroom head) YA, YA, WAH!!!

Shopkeeper: Do you have to go to the bathroom? You have to buy an item to go…

Mario: (still pointing) Ya, wa-hoo, wah, wah, ooh, ma, ma, yahoo, ya!!!

Shopkeeper: Now it sounds like you're yelling at me, and I really don't appreciate that.

Mario: *sigh*

Mario points to a picture of a Mushroom in the shop.

Shopkeeper: Ah, okay Gruntio, you want a Mushroom. A Mushroom… Sorry, we're out.

Mario: YAAAAAA?! WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Mario rips off the Mushroom on the Toad’s head. Suddenly, text appears out of thin air.

Text: You got Toad’s Mushroom! Eeeew, gross! Eat it to regain 5 HP and look like a cannibal!

Mario: Yippee! Wah ha!

We see the bottom half of the shopkeeper’s head on the floor.

Shopkeeper’s Head: Have a nice… day… sir…