Mario and Luigi go to visit their grandpa.

Mario: On the first day of Valentine's Day, somebody gave to me, A DRAGON THAT'S RED AND GREEN!

Luigi: ... Shut up.

Mario jumps into Luigi's pocket and starts acting like a dragon. Luigi then walks out of their car and rings the doorbell. And then a fat guy with frizzy hair and a broom stickwalks out. I think his name's Paula or something.

Paula: I didn't call plumbers today.

Luigi: Grandpa, it's us. Luigi and Mario.

Paula: Oh, stupidos.

Mario: CHEESE!

Luigi: (I can't believe our grandpa is Spanish and somehow lives on Plit.) We brought you some candy.

Paula: Hola!

Mario: Aloh!

Luigi: (Great, I'm the only non-insane person in this family.)

Mario: Have-a some chocolate!

Paula: Ok.

He eats it.

Luigi: Ok, this is weird. Let's go inside.

Then the fat guy named Paula's wife comes in. Her name is Paul.

Paul: Paula, you forgot to clean your room.

Paula: But honey...

Paul: No buts, home now.

Paula and Paul go home.

Luigi That was weird.

Mario: (I like fudge.)

Paula: Wait! I'm not your grandpa, I'm ZORO!

He runs off and then eventually falls of a cliff and breaks his back.

Paul: And Im not your Grandma! I'm a *turns into chicken* BAWK!

Luigi: Well, it''s been a long time since somebody's been turned into a chicken in Cornpie's Scribbles.

PartGirl411: HEY! I HELPED TOO! AND THE STORY'S NOT OVER!

yoshiette: And I helped too.

Anyway....

Mario: I just remembered! Our grandpa's in a retirement home!

They go there......

Grandpa: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE?! YOU VISIT EVERY #%^&%^ DAY!

He runs away.

Mario Bros: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE!

They run after him.

Cornpie, yoshiette, and PartyGirl411: THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!