Mario: LALALALA!!!
Mario couldn’t contain himself. He ran throughout the Mushroom Kingdom singing his favorite song.
Mario: It’s-a the song that neveeerrr ends-a!
Peach: MARIO! STOP SINGING THAT!
Mario: It’s-a the song that neveeerrr ends-a!
Peach couldn’t take it anymore. She grabbed Mario by the collar and dragged him to his house.
Peach: Luigi! Come on! Get Daisy and Yoshi! NOW!
Mario: It’s-a the song that neveeerrr ends-a!
Mario decided to stop singing the song that never ends.
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
Peach leads everyone to Bowser’s Castle.
Bowser: Peach is walking right to my front door! With Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and Yoshi too! And Toad is following them! This is great!
Peach kicked the door down.
Peach: WHERE”S LUDWIG?!
Toad: Princess! What are you doing?
Wario and Waluigi suddenly came up behind Toad.
Wario: WOAJ-A!!! They-a lead us straight-a to Bowser’s Castle!
Waluigi: I-a think it’s-a scary!
Wario: SHADDUP!!!
Waluigi: Don’t-a be so-a scary! Peach: WHERE IS LUDWIG?!
Ludwig ran into the room.
Ludwig: Wha-PEACH!!!
Peach: Do you have something to take me into Mario’s mind?
Ludwig: Yes, but it’s untested and highly dangerous! Well, you are my enemies, so it’s like I get free guinea pigs! I’ll go fire it up!
Ludwig was gone in a flash.
Ludwig: Okay! It’s ready!
The group, now Peach, Daisy, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser, went into Ludwig’s room. There was a huge, glowing machine that had a lot of flashing lights.
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
Ludwig stuck a plunger on Mario’s head.
Ludwig: Now step into the pod and enter the complex thing known as the brain!
Peach: Bowser, you’re going in Mario. But one of us needs to stay here to make sure that Mario stays safe!
Toad: I’ll do it! I can be a great guard!
Peach: I was thinking Luigi, since he’s Mario brother. He would fight more for Mario.
Toad: But Luigi knows Mario’s mind better than any of us!
Peach: You have a point there… Okay!
Toad: YES!!!
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
Peach, Daisy, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser all squeezed into the pod. They began to spin super-fast. Then they landed in water. It was hot. Scalding hot.
Bowser: Huh… Kinda… green! This is stomach acid!
Outside…
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
His stomach rumbled.
Ludwig: Are you hungry, Mario?
Mario: No-a.
Toad: IT’S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!
Ludwig: OH NO!!!
Toad: TO THE BUNKER!!!
Ludwig: I mean “OH NO” by… THE GROUP IS IN MARIO”S STOMACH!!! And I left the water running!
In Mario…
Bowser: Climb!!!
Peach: Climb what?
Bowser: That thing looks like a warp pipe! IN WE GO!!!
Peach: NO!!! THAT’S WHAT LEADS DOWN HERE!!!
Bowser: Do you want to go down instead?
Peach: EEP!!!
Bowser: Thought so. Now lets go!
The group went up the stomach warp pipe thing. BOEROWROW!!!
Yoshi: Yoshi hungry.
Outside…
Ludwig: Mom baked a pie, Mario. If you eat it whole, it should float in your stomach acid, thanks to the aluminum foil.
Mario: PIE!!!
In Mario…
Peach: What smells like pie?
Yoshi: Ludwig smell like pie!
Bowser: You’re right! LUDWIG!!! WE ARE IN MARIO’S MOUTH!!!
Peach: We are?
Bowser: Ask Yoshi!
Yoshi: Slime taste like saliva! Where Luigi?
Luigi: I’M-A STILL IN THE PIPE-A!!!
Bowser: I didn’t get stuck, so how could you?
Luigi: YOU’RE-A SPIKES INJURERED MARIO’S NECK-A!!! IT’S-A SWELLING SHUT!!!
Outside…
Ludwig: Did you hear something? I thought I heard King Dad’s voice!
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
In Mario…
Bowser: Good luck trying to get through!
Peach: BOWSER!!!
Bowser: What?
Peach: Luigi will die of suffocation and starvation! And so will Mario!
Bowser: Well, that’s good, isn’t it?
Peach: YOU ARE SUCH A VILLAN!!!
SLAP!!!
Bowser: OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!! RRRRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!
Outside…
Ludwig: That’s King Dad’s roar! Mario! They are in your mouth! Do not eat the pie!
Mario: PIE!!! *gulp*
Ludwig and Toad: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
In Mario…
Yoshi: Yoshi stay here! Keep Mario alive!
Luigi: What-a about me-a?
Yoshi shot his tongue at Luigi. It stuck to him and Yoshi pulled him up.
Yoshi: GO, GO, GO!!!
The others went upwards, towards Mario’s brain. The pie was coming towards Yoshi. Yoshi ate the pie, making an egg. He lodged the egg into Mario’s throat so that it didn’t choke him and still allowed him to breathe properly.
Outside…
Ludwig: Mario! You look like you’re choking! CPR!!!
Toad: Don’t touch him!
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
Toad: That lump is keeping him alive!
Ludwig: How?
Toad: Yoshi probably ate that pie, turning it into an egg! He lodged the egg in Mario’s throat so that it didn’t choke him and kept his throat from swelling shut!
Ludwig: And why would Mario’s throat be swelling shut?
Toad: Bowser was climbing up Mario’s throat, his spikes injuring it! So it’s swelling like a finger after it got hit by a hammer!
Ludwig: … That sounds a little farfetched. I think it’s choking him, but it’s a little small in Mario’s neck, giving enough room for him to breath.
Toad: U_U…
Ludwig: I’m so smart! : )
In Mario…
Bowser: Yuck!
Peach: This must be where his eyes are!
Luigi: How-a do you-a figure?
Peach: ‘Cause I can see through something over there!
Luigi: Where’s-a Wario and Waluigi?
Mario’s stomach…
Wario: U_U…
Waluigi: I’m-a scared… : (
Mario’s head…
Peach: Who cares?
Bowser: Yeah.
Peach: Do you think Ludwig and Toad can see us?
Outside…
Toad: Hey look! I can see Peach in Mario’s eyes! He must be thinking about her quite a bit! She’s waving!
Toad waved back.
Ludwig: They are behind Mario’s eyes!
Toad: Really? WOW!!! : )
Mario’s head…
Peach: He can see us!
Waluigi and Wario suddenly entered.
Wario: WHY-A DIDN’T YOU LET US UP?!
Peach: Well, just stay here, you two!
Waluigi: Where’s-a Daisy?
Daisy: Oh! It took you that long to get here, huh, Peachy?
Peach: How long have you been up here?
Daisy: I landed here!
Peach: Lucky spot!
Bowser: Wario, Waluigi, stay here, and don’t touch anything. OKAY?!
Wario: We-a will on-a one condition.
Bowser: What?
Wario: You give us treasure!
Bowser: Nev-
SLAP!!!
Peach: I’ll give you treasure. JUST STAY HERE!!!
Wario: Okay!
Peach, Daisy, Luigi, and Bowser moved upward.
Peach: Look! There’s the brain stem!
The remainder of the group was climbing the stem, when it stopped and they were on a flat surface.
Bowser: Where’s Mario’s brain?
Luigi: Oh-a, I didn’t-a tell you? I did an X-ray-a and no-a brain showed up-a on the picture!
Bowser: SO… THIS… WHOLE… TIME… THAT… I… THOUGHT… HE… WAS… A… GENIUS… HE… HAS… HAD… NO… BRAIN… AND… HE… ALWAYS… BEATS… ME… BY… SHEER… DUMB… LUCK? RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Outside…
Ludwig: Uh oh. King DAD is mad now! Better let them out!
The machine began buzzing. The party inside began to spin faster and faster. Then they popped up in front of Ludwig.
Ludwig: It works! Hey, where are Wario and Waluigi?
Mario’s head…
Wario: We’ll-a get lots of-a treasure! : )
Waluigi: It’s-a scary in-a here! : (
Outside…
Peach: Who cares?
Mario: I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes! I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody nerves, everybody’s nerves, I-a know a song that-a gets on everybody’s nerves and this-a is how it goes!
All: That song is getting on my nerves!
Mario: It-a worked! : ) YEAH!!! : )
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