Morton: MPH!!!

Iggy: Awww, the little guy’s all tuckered out!

Morton’s mouth was duct taped. Roy was laughing at Morton, Lemmy was ignoring the noise and taunting Wendy with the fact that he could clone, Ludwig was eating chocolate to prepare for his sumo wrestling match, Larry was trying to lure Susan out of the castle, and Iggy was surprisingly torturing a fellow Koopaling.

Roy: Rip the tape off real fast! Then put it back on.

Iggy did so. Morton howled in pain, then gave the howl muffled. In case you were wondering, Morton was also tied to a chair. Bowser was yelling dinnertime.

Bowser: GET DOWN HERE!!! How many times will I have to do this? (very quietly) Ice cream and wedding cake.

Six Koopalings and Susan were suddenly at the table. Morton broke the ceiling.

Bowser: OH GOOD! Morton brought his own chair! I thought we might have to make him sit on the floor!

Bagels: HEY! GIVE ME FOOD OR I’LL-

Bowser gave Bagels a glare.

Bagels: I’m sorry!

Bowser: Better be. Now, who wants to say grace? MORON- I MEAN MORTON!!! Thank you for volunteering!

Morton: MPH!!!

Larry: I’ll say it!

Bowser: If you mention plants…

Larry: GRACE!!! I said it.

The Koopalings were digging in. Bowser torched them ALL. This did not hurt Morton, but he was now free to pummel Roy and Iggy.

Morton: ROY!!! IGGY!!! RRRROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!

Roy made a break for his doomship, leaving Iggy in the dust. Iggy had lost his doomship, so he went after Roy.

Iggy: Roy! Can I come on your doomship?

Roy: Got fifty coins?

Iggy: No.

Roy: SEE YA!

Roy took off. Iggy stood there, helpless. Morton was two feet from Iggy. Iggy closed his eyes and prepared for impact. But Morton had stopped. Iggy opened his eyes. Lemmy was standing behind Morton with his Freeze Gun.

Iggy: YOU SAVED MY LIFE!

Lemmy: Did I?

Iggy: YEAH!

Lemmy: Got fifty coins?

Iggy: No.

Lemmy: Asta-a la vist-a, baby!

Lemmy unfroze Morton.

Iggy: THIS IS REAL BROTHERLY LOVE, LEMMY!!!

Lemmy: My work here is done.

After Morton’s attack, Iggy woke up in a bed. Not his bed. He looked around. He was in a hospital.

Iggy: A HOSPITAL!!! SHARP, POINTY OBJECTS GOING INTO MY SKIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *breath* -AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Ludwig entered the room.

Ludwig: They haven’t injected the purification liquid, if that comforts you.

Iggy: Awhuzawhut?

Ludwig: They haven’t poked you with needles yet.

Iggy: YET?!

Ludwig: I’ll give you answers on one condition… Got fifty coins?

Iggy: No.

Ludwig left the room, while Larry entered.

Larry: Got fifty coins?

Iggy: Why do you care?

Larry: My stomach’s startin’ to scare me.

Larry’s Stomach: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…

Iggy: No.

Larry’s stomach somehow bit Iggy. Wendy walked in.

Iggy: WAIT! You’re gonna ask for fifty coins, aren’t ya’?

Wendy: Yeah, whatever. Can I borrow fifty coins?

Iggy: Why do you need fifty coins? Jewelry, I s’pose.

Wendy: No, I just want fifty coins.

Iggy: Get out… NOW!!!

As Wendy left, Susan walked in.

Iggy: No I don’t have fifty coins.

Susan left. Then came… Morton. *DUNDUNDUUUUNN!!!*

Morton: Hey. Did you see that episode of-

Iggy: If you hope I do, I don’t have fifty coins.

Morton then decided to look for coins in the sofas at his castle. Lemmy rolled his dwarfish self into the room.

Lemmy: Hey twin! Do you know how much a clown gets paid?

Iggy: I’m guessin’ when you say clown, you mean yourself, and I already said I’m not giving you fifty coins!

Lemmy: Darn it!

Lemmy rolled away. Clawdia walked into the room.

Clawdia: Hi Iggy! Are you feeling better? ‘Cause if you're not, I’ll pummel Morton!

Iggy: Iggy… no… got… fifty… coins.

Clawdia: You’re grounded! For not giving me money!

Clawdia stormed out. Bowser walked in with some difficulty.

Iggy: (YES!!! King DAD is the wealthiest one in the family! He won’t ask for money! He’ll show some Koopa sympathy!)

Bowser: Hey Iggy.

Iggy: Hi King DAD! You’re not going to ask me for fifty coins, are you?

Bowser: Why would I ever ask you that? Got 100 coins?

Iggy: U_U … I HATE THIS FAMILY!!!

Bowser: WHAT?!