Mario: What’s-a this?
Mario picked up the strange object. He couldn’t put it down or stop looking at it. He turned it in his hands. It had a dark blue thing on the top half. White was covering what looked like legs. It was wearing white shoes, cleats, by the looks of it. It had a large head that bobbled when shook. The thing had a large smile and little eyes accompanied by a small nose. The back of the dark blue thing, probably a shirt, said “Plummer”.
Mario: I’m a plumber! It was-a meant for me!
Mario ran inside and shook the thing in Luigi’s face.
Luigi: Hey-a Mari- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Mario had literally rubbed it against Luigi’s face! Mario than ran to Peach’s Castle and shook it in everyone’s face.
Peach: MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Mario ran to Yoshi’s house and “showed it” to him.
Yoshi: Me got visitor! It’s Mari- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Mario then came to Daisy’s Castle.
Daisy: What are you doing here, Mari- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Mario was so happy that he ran to Bowser’s Castle.
Bowser: IT’S MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Lemmy: KING DAD!!! I’LL SAVE YOU FROM MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Ludwig: MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Larry: Ludwig! You’ll pay for that, Mari -MPHPHMMMM!!!
Morton: That was a terrible, mean, evil, backstabbing, inconsider- MPHPHMMMM!!!
That time Roy stuffed his sweaty socks into Morton’s mouth. Then Mario rubbed the thing in Morton’s face.
Roy: HAHAHAHAHAHA- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Iggy: Who woke me from my slumber? MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Wendy: I was taking my beauty nap, and who wakes me up? MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Clawdia: WHAT’S GOING ON? MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
With Bowser’s whole family down, Mario continued to rampage throughout the world of Nintendo. Luigi grabbed Mario by his collar as he ran by.
Luigi: Are-a you cold-a, Mario?
Mario: Now-a that you-a mention it, I am-a!
Luigi: Well-a, why-a don’t you-a just put this nice, warm, rope-a coat on to keep-a warm?
Mario: Okie-dokie!
Luigi: Make-a sure that it’s-a tight… There-a you go.
Mario’s hands were free, but his legs were tied together. Luigi picked Mario up and carried him to Peach’s Castle.
Peach: LUIGI!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MARIO?
Luigi: I-a did the only-a thing that I-a could! Now-a, tell-a me, what’s-a wrong with-a Mario?
Peach: How should I know?
Luigi: Because-a you’re-a rich and have lots of-a scientists, not to-a mention you were spoiled with-a bedtime-a stories.
Peach: WHAT… DID… YOU… JUST… SAY?
Luigi: Nothing!
SLAP!!!
Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! MAMAMIA!!!
Luigi put a bandaid on his cheek and carried Mario to Daisy’s Castle.
Luigi: DAISY!!! What’s-a wrong with-a Mario?
Daisy: I don’t know!
Luigi: Do you-a know anyone who-a can tell me?
Daisy: Bowser.
Luigi: BOWSER?
Daisy: Bowser.
Luigi: Okay-a. But you’re-a coming with me!
Daisy: Okay.
Luigi and Daisy went to Bowser’s Castle.
Luigi: OKAY-A BOWSER!!! WHAT’S-A WRONG WITH-A MARIO?!
Bowser: How should I know?
Luigi: Where’s-a Ludwig?
Bowser: LUDWIG!!!
Ludwig ran into the room.
Ludwig: What is it, King DAD? IT’S LUIGI!!!
Luigi: What’s-a wrong with-a Mario?
Ludwig: Well…
Luigi: WELL-A WHAT?!
Ludwig: Well there’s a legend. The Legend of the Bobble Head.
On a bright and sunny day, a Koopa named Guy was happy. Too happy. He didn’t like to be happy. So he channeled all his happiness into a bobble head. This is what made the smile. The bobble head was made in the icy waters of Happiness Mountain. No Koopa can withstand it. It takes the form of a Charging Chuck without a helmet. It can only be destroyed in the waters that it was made in!
Ludwig finished at that.
Luigi: So… Mario is a Koopa but he-a doesn’t know it? *sniffle*
Ludwig: You must journey to the Icy Waters of Happiness Mountain!
So Mario and Luigi set off. They fixed toilets and sinks for money along the way. But most of the time, they didn’t get a chance, because Mari- MPHPHMMMM!!!
Mario: HAHAHA!!!
Mario!!! Stop it!!! Well he did that.
Luigi: What are-a you doing? Just-a throw it-a in the water!
Mario: … No-a. It’s-a mine, I-a found it, IT-A CAME TO ME-A!
Luigi: No-a… NO-A!!! MAAAARRRRIIII-MPHPHMMMM!!! MPHPHMMMM!!! MMPHPHPHPHMMMMMMMM!!!
Luigi fell on the ground unconscious. When he fell, however, his leg tripped Mario. That woke Luigi back up.
Bowser’s Castle...
Luigi: It-a didn’t work!
Ludwig: Oh… Well, in that case, Mario is just plain stupid, and he likes bobble heads too much.
Luigi: U_U … IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT MARI- MPHPHMMMM!!!
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