Kissy: Aren't you going to introduce me?

Lemmy: No, I'm tired of introductions.

Kissy: Whatever!

Lemmy: So Kissy, where have you been lately?

Kissy: Well, ever since Kooky ditched me, I've been off working on a plan to get rid of Yoshi.

Lemmy: What's Yoshi got to do with anything?

Kissy: I mean Karma!

Lemmy: Ok, but when did Ludwig dump you?

Kissy: Don't you read the stories in your own Land?

Lemmy: Uh uh. I take all the submissions I get and put them into a raffle to see which ones I post. Then I get some cronies to deal with it. Actually, I don't even know the URL to my site. And I didn't actually write this Interview.

Dr. Freezegood: Finally, I get some credit!

Kissy: Well, I was a human until I was transformed into a Koopa. I thought Ludwig and I were gonna get married, but then Karma-

Lemmy: Don't care!

Kissy: Huh?

Lemmy: Why don't you just tell me some juicy secrets about Ludwig?

Kissy: Um… well, sure, if it will let me get back at him! I know that his safe is hidden behind his piano in the laboratory, and the password is genius.

Lemmy: Duh, everyone knows that! What else?

Kissy: He told me that he was watching you and the rest of the family and was waiting for the right time to strike!

Lemmy: So, what Koopaling doesn't? I can't think of any more questions, so let's go to the audience. You, in seat 82.

Dinogirl: If Ludwig apologized and proposed to you right now, what would you do?

Kissy: I'd accept, of course! That's what I wanted anyway.

Lemmy: I don't feel like talking. I trust the audience to act in an orderly fashion.

Audience: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Nick: Why don't you just kill Karma?

Kissy: I want to, but there's some stupid law against killing endangered species. There aren't many Yoshi
Koopas you know.

Peach: What do you like about Ludwig?

Kissy: What's not to like? He's smart, strong, kind… and he's a good kisser!

Audience: Ludwig?!

Kissy: Well, maybe not…

Wario: What would you do if you saw Karma right now?

Kissy: Since I can't kill her, and getting into a fight with her is known to be a bad idea, I would enact the secret plan I've created.

Larry: What secret plan?

Kissy: My plan is to shoot her with a special kind of radiation that I developed, using notes I stole from
Ludwig. The radiation will not harm her other than the fact that her DNA will be altered to cause her to become hideous to the eye. Yup, she'll be so ugly, it'll break that bond with Ludwig for sure!

Koopa In A Hat, Sun Glasses, And A Beard, Who Looks An Awful Lot Like Ludwig: I don't think appearance has any importance to Mets.

Lemmy: Glak! Hey, I said you had to be orderly! Questions only! Sheesh…

Wendy: How can you live with yourself after almost breaking up Ludwig and Karma?

Kissy: Easy. I eat, breathe, and sleep. You should try it sometime.

Bowser: Uh… do you know that I am behind you all the way? Because… did you also know I hate hybrids?

Kissy: Yes I did. Thank you.

Mario: Will you marry me?

Kissy: Yeah, if your name was Ludwig.

Mario: Woohoo! There's hope!

Karma: Do you expect to be alive tomorrow morning?

Kissy: Uh…

Lemmy: And that's all the time I have today! Worthless site anyway, and I have to spend a minute each day thinking about it! Grr, get out of here!

Kissy: I expect to-

Lemmy: CUT!