Lemmy: Hideyho! Welcome to Lemmy's Interviews! Tonight, I will be interviewing Iggy.

Ludwig: I believe you have already done that.

Lemmy: Yeah, but this is the future.

Ludwig: ... It is? Funny the things time doth do.

Lemmy: Whatever. Iggy, get in here!

(Iggy strides in flexing muscles bigger than bowling balls.)

Iggy: I'm back!

Lemmy: Wow, Iggy, those muscles are sure a lot bigger than they were back in the present!

Iggy: Yeah man, I guess I pumped them up against punks like Roy.

Lemmy: So when did your muscles get this big anyway?

Iggy: About ten minutes before the future.

Lemmy: How many people have you beaten up?

Iggy: Just Roy. I did that five minutes before the future.

Lemmy: Who's next?

Iggy: I can't be sure. It may be Mario, or it may just be whomever annoys me next.

Lemmy: Well, on that note, let's take some questions from the audience. Do I have any volunteers?

(Morton waves his hands wildly.)

Lemmy: Um... how about... Dr. Freezegood in seat 734. Doctor?

Dr. Freezegood: Ah yes, now, Iggy, are we certain that your muscles are real? The present does not seem that long ago.

Iggy: They're real. In fact, how about a demonstration?

Dr. Freezegood: Sure, that'd be cool.

(Iggy jumps off stage and pounds the doctor into oblivion.)

Iggy: I think that answers the question.

Lemmy: Goodness, my heart! I'm not used to having violence on the shows that I write. Phew! I think I can handle one more question. How about... oh, you, in seat 76.

Sluggy the Unshaven: I just wanted to say that I think Iggy is impressive, but not as strong as someone like Yoshi. I think that Iggy should-

(Iggy jumps offstage and pounds the slug into oblivion.)

Iggy: Next question.

Lemmy: But he didn't ask a question!

Iggy: Don't start with me.

Lemmy: Ok, one final question. Iggy, is the future actually real, or is this all made up.

Iggy: I'm not sure, but since I'm this strong in the future, one can only imagine how strong I'll be in the future future.

Lemmy: Yes... and hopefully it will be only in our imaginations. Thank you for a delightful evening.

Iggy: The pleasure was all mine.

Lemmy: Join me next time when I interview some one else... as if you thought I'd stop right here.

Matthew: Good night, Plit!

Lemmy: Remind me to get rid of him.