Phil: So, that's one large pizza with pepperoni, and... what does Dark like, again?

Cameraman: Psst! Camera's rolling!

Phil: Yipe! Uh, hi guys, I'm Phil The Koopa, and I'm costarring in...

Lemmy: Lemmy's In- ACK!

(Shells go flying rapid-fire style at Lemmy, who topples out of his chair.)

Phil: Now, where is Dark?

(Dark Koopa enters and plays from a recorder.)

Recorder: I'm around.

Phil: Wha?

Recorder: I'm mute today.

Phil: Right, well, the interviewee is... Boo!

Audience: Boo!

Recorder: Boo!

Phil: Ok, that wasn't nessecary... Anyway, come on out Boo!

(Boo suddenly appears from nowhere, making some of the audience scream like little girls.)

Waluigi: WAH!

Phil: ... *sigh* Anyway, what games have you starred in, Boo?

Boo: Well, most every game since Super Mario Bros. 3.

Phil: Why do you cover your eyes when someone looks at you?

Boo: That's how I disappear.

Recorder: Explain.

Boo: My flippers are like Boo Sheets.

Recorder: You failed to explain.

Boo: I fail to care.

Recorder: Well, why are Boos different colors?

Boo: Depends on area. Boos turn a certain color based on area. It's weird.

Phil: Ok, well one more question, then we can get to the audience. What's your reason for working with Bowser?

Boo: Bowser promised us a way to attack people without them being able to attack us back.

Phil: Well, in most games, the only way Mario could get you was with a Star. And yet you still did the disappearing act.

Boo: We're still not used to the almost-invincibility.

Phil: Ok, Audience questions. Seat 67.

Recorder: I'm sleepy.

(The recorder begins making sleeping sounds.)

Dark Koopa: Yep. The recorder's sleeping. So cute.

Bumpty: What about Paper Mario? Mario obviously didn't use a Star there.

Boo: We're beatable without a Star... You just have to hit on the back of the head. It hurts...

Dark Koopa: Seat 5464635w634. Yes, there's a W in there.

Monty Mole: How do Boos hold clubs and rackets and such?

Boo: The flippers can get a good enough grasp around them...

Dark Koopa: Seat 41- No, that seat has Pura in it.

Pura: Grr...

Dark Koopa: Seat 42.

(Pura punches out the occupant of seat 42 and takes their seat.)

Dark Koopa: Seat 4-

Pura: I can take out the whole audience if I have to.

Dark Koopa: Fine. What's your question?

Pura: Why were you involved in sports and Mario Parties and such?

Boo: Because they're fun! Boos love stuff that's fun.

Dark Koopa: Wow, nothing bad has happened yet.

Recorder: Okay, I'm up.

Dark Koopa: Yay.

Recorder: And now something bad's gonna happen because you jinxed it.

(A crate falls on the recorder and smashes it.)

Dark Koopa: NOOO!

(Phil is watching all of this, when he notices something.)

Phil: DARK! I thought you were mute!

Dark Koopa: Uh... well...

Phil: Never mind. Seat 5-

Morton (in seat 52, the seat Phil was going to call): (under his breath) Please let it be me, because I have a question to ask, and I need to ask it, etc etc...

Phil: -3!

Morton: Aww...

Phil: One last question, then we need to wrap it up.

Luigi: Why did you haunt the mansion?

Boo: King Boo invited everyone for a party, and sent you an invitation that looked like a message saying you won a contest. But Mario got to us first, then King Boo turned him into a painting, then decided to turn you into one to complete the collection. Which is wierd, because he mostly threw that party to make you feel like you weren't just a sidekick.

(Boo gasps for breath before he realizes he doesn't need to breathe.)

Boo: Yeah, I'm okay...

Dark Koopa: Not mentally.

Boo: ...

Phil: Ok, that's it for the show!

(A second Boo floats in.)

Phil: And who are you?

Boo 2: I was the recorder.

Dark Koopa: ... You go back to life this instant!

Boo 2: No.

Dark Koopa: Yes.

Boo 2: No.

Dark Koopa: Yes.

Phil: *sigh* Just end transmission.