Dark Koopa: Mmm, pizza.

Pura: That's a coconut.

Dark Koopa: Don't correct me!

(Dark Koopa bites the coconut and his teeth fall out.)

Dark Koopa: I really gotta stop breaking these rentals.

Pura: Why did I become your security guard again?

Thumbs: Free health insurance.

Pura: I didn't know that. Seems more like the audience needs it.

Thumbs: Don't be silly. They're NPCs.

Beldam: Which one of you fools is interviewing me?

Dark Koopa: That'd be me, buckaroo.

Beldam: Buckaroo? What a ridiculous thing to say.

Dark Koopa: Lies.

Beldam: Oh, that's intelligent.

Dark Koopa: I'm glad you agree.

Beldam: Bah. Whatever.

Dark Koopa: Now, what are Shadow Sirens?

Beldam: We're just a family of Shadows.

Dark Koopa: Shadow is a species?

Beldam: Yes. The species was created by the Shadow Queen.

Dark Koopa: Any relation to the SMRPG Shadow?

Beldam: Nope. Never heard of them.

Dark Koopa: Are there other Shadows besides the Shadow Sirens?

Beldam: Yeah. But they're pretty rare, and I have no clue where you can find them.

Dark Koopa: Why do you wear that hat?

Beldam: We use our hat colors and shades to symbolize age, element, and rank. Dark blue, of course, is the oldest, with the ice element, and highest of rank.

???: Yes Pura, you'll be needing that health insurance. Mwahahaha!

(A sword flies out of the audience and bounces off Pura's head.)

Pura: Hey! Who threw that plastic sword at me?!

Silver Knight: Darn it!

(Silver Knight runs out of the studio.)

Pura: Moron.

Dark Koopa: Why are you so mean to Vivian?

Beldam: Because it's fun! As with most families, the older sibling always picks on the younger one.

Dark Koopa: You're a jerk.

Beldam: Of course.

Dark Koopa: Why not pick on Marilyn?

Beldam: You crazy? She'll beat me up!

Dark Koopa: Uh...

Beldam: Marilyn is stronger than me, but doesn't know it.

Dark Koopa: Isn't Vivian stronger too?

Beldam: Not by much. But I take advantage of her not wanting to harm her sister. Nyeheheheh!

Dark Koopa: That's evil.

Beldam: That's my style.

Dark Koopa: Why didn't you try to help the Shadow Queen when she was fighting Mario?

Beldam: We thought she could handle it. That, and we were still weak from the previous battle.

Dark Koopa: Audience time.

Beldam: No.

Dark Koopa: Huh?

Beldam: They're all losers.

Dark Koopa: I'm not a loser? Cool.

Beldam: Now that you mention it, yeah, let's go to audience questions.

Dark Koopa: *grumble* Seat 27.

K9: Woof! How do you go through stuff?

Beldam: We become transparent. Duh.

K9: How?

Beldam: *sigh* We're shadows.

K9: So?

Beldam: Shadows can do that.

K9: So?

Beldam: Shut up.

K9: So?

(Beldam freezes the K9.)

Dark Koopa: So?

Beldam: *twitch*

Dark Koopa: Seat 88.

Elite X-Naut: Why is Doopliss considered a Shadow Siren?

Beldam: He kept thinking we were some group. I tried to explain we were sisters, but he refused to believe us. Eventually, I gave up and just went with it.

Elite X-Naut: Why did he join your group?

Beldam: We needed to replace that traitor, Vivian. He was the first person with any sort of power we could find, and since we were after the same person, he agreed to join.

Dark Koopa: Seat 111.

Mallow: Where'd you get your ice powers?

Beldam: Shadows are created with a random element. It's quite interesting.

Dark Koopa: Seat 246.

Thumbs: Hello.

Dark Koopa: What ya doing?

Thumbs: Eating chocolate.

Dark Koopa: Where'd ya get it?

Thumbs: I'd rather not finish this poem.

Dark Koopa: Okie dokey. Seat 197.

Heavy Troopa: What do you do now?

Beldam: Nothing much. I basically live a regular life.

Heavy Troopa: Do you plan on getting revenge on Mario?

Beldam: No, not really. I would be if I felt I had a chance at winning.

Heavy Koopa: So you're like the opposite of Bowser in that sense.

Beldam: Not really.

Bowser: I can beat Mario. All I need to do is kidnap the princess!

Beldam: Right. You do that.

Heavy Troopa: At least he isn't a quitter. Quitter.

(Beldam freezes the Heavy Troopa too.)

Pura: Beldam's pretty much giving me the day off. Thanks.

Dark Koopa: Yup, because that's pretty much all we have for today. See you next time on-

Lemmy: Le-

Thumbs: A doggie dropped it!

Dark Koopa: I thought you weren't finishing the poem.

Thumbs: I just wanted everyone to forget about it first...

Lemmy: How DARE you interrupt the interrupte-

Thumbs: End transmission.