(Dark Koopa walks into the studio and switches the sign from "Sorry, we're closed" to "Sorry, we're open", but then realizes that's been done before and writes profanity on the sign. Seeing the profanity, some police officers chases Dark Koopa in a wacky fashion, before he runs into the studio and locks the officers out.)

Dark Koopa: Okay, I'm here.

Thumbs: Where are the toothpicks?

Dark Koopa: Um... Is this the 100th Interview special?

Thumbs: Yes. Can't you count?

Dark Koopa: No...

Thumbs: Whatever. I want my toothpicks though.

Extreme: I'm the first cameo.

Dark Koopa: I've seen you somewhere before, but I don't remember due to being hit in the head with a shovel, yet I somehow remember that.

(Thumbs whistles innocently and floats away.)

Dark Koopa: Well, anyway, do you have any role besides a quick cameo?

Extreme: Nope. See ya.

(Extreme leaves.)

Dark Koopa: Lame... Okay, the next cameo is supposedly Yellow. Where is he?

Pura: In space.

Dark Koopa: Why?

Pura: Well, a few Interviews ago, the back row was blasted out of the studio and into space.

Dark Koopa: ...

Pura: I found it hilarious as the people in those seats are also in space.

(In space...)

Yellow: This stinks.

Lemmy: We might be stuck here a while. Good thing I brought popcorn!

(Back at the studio...)

Dark Koopa: Um, let's bring the interviewee out.

Siro: HOOHAR!

Dark Koopa: Not now.

Siro: Aww...

(Siro backs out of the studio in reverse in his milktruck.)

Iggy: Grr...

Dark Koopa: What?

Iggy: How come it took you so long to Interview me? The rest of my siblings were interviewed ages ago!

Dark Koopa: I was saving you for 100.

Iggy: Really?

Dark Koopa: Nah, you're lame. You just got lucky.

Iggy: Aww...

Danny: I'm a Pikachu.

Dark Koopa: Out!

Danny: Blast!

Regal: My line!

Gastlis: I said it once...

Dark Koopa: Ugh... so many cameos... Anyway, Iggy, why do you own Giant Land?

Iggy: Well, I wish I was bigger, so the wand I stole gives me the power to grow. Giant Land is obviously the best place to try that out since everything's big anyway.

Dark Koopa: Why didn't you use this growing power when you fought Mario?

Iggy: My room was too small. If I grew that big, I'd burst through the roof and possibly cause my doomship to crash.

Dark Koopa: Well, why didn't you use any attack against Mario? All you did was jump.

Iggy: I wasn't too familiar with the wand. All I knew how to use were those growing powers.

Dark Koopa: That wasn't very smart...

Delrin: Neither are you.

Dark Koopa: ... What's he doing here?

Pura: I invited him.

Dark Koopa: Why?

Pura: Three reasons, actually.

Dark Koopa: Name them.

Pura: First reason: He's a cameo.

Dark Koopa: I'll give it to you.

Pura: Second reason: He's my friend.

Dark Koopa: Friend? Friend?! This is a dictatorship here! I decide what happens. I did not allow any "friends" to come here! Especially when I don't have any to bring myself!

Pura: Shut up.

Dark Koopa: ...

Pura: Third reason: I hate you.

Dark Koopa: Well, who doesn't?

Pura: True...

Dark Koopa: So get the smelly hybrid out of here.

Delrin: ...

Pura: Call him smelly one more time...

Dark Koopa: Smelly. Smelly. Smelly.

(Two beatings later...)

Dark Koopa: I'm all right, everyone. No need to worry.

Audience: We didn't.

Dark Koopa: Go to your room.

Audience: ...

Dark Koopa: Anyway, Wilco fixed me up. And he'll have to put that on my tab again.

Wilco: You're overdue for payment of my last service.

Dark Koopa: Uh... Look! It's Kamek!

Kamek: ... Can't I go on vacation without being constantly pointed at?

Wilco: Just... pay me back soon.

(Wilco walks off after stabbing Kamek... with a steak.)

Kamek: I don't want your meat!

Dark Koopa: Anyway-

Silver: Pssh, anything to get the Interview to continue.

Dark Koopa: ...

Silver: Go on.

Dark Koopa: Iggy, why do you wear glasses?

Iggy: Roy punched my in the eyes a lot when I was a kid.

Roy: And I'm proud of it!

(Bowser socks Roy in the face.)

Iggy: Go Dad!

(Bowser socks Iggy in the face too.)

Iggy: Ow.

Bowser: My phone bill is so high and it just makes me so angry...

Silver: Go on.

Bowser: That's it.

Silver: Go on.

Bowser: ...

Dark Koopa: Right, well, why wear such nerdy glasses? Why not wear cooler ones?

Iggy: Hey! I'd like to point out these kinds of glasses are in style!

(The audience laughs.)

Metal: You phail.

Kody: Stupid different spellings...

Iggy: ... I hate you all.

Dark Koopa: Why?

Iggy: Because.

Dark Koopa: Err, well, why don't you hang around with Lemmy anymore?

Iggy: I'm too cool for Lemmy.

Dark Koopa: I heard he's too cool for you. Hey, a pun. Neat.

(Thumbs throws a Spiny, namely VG, at Dark Koopa.)

Dark Koopa and VG (in unison): Ow! You jerk!

Thumbs: Using puns is my job!

Silver: Well, I could take a stab at it.

Thumbs: ...

Metal: You phail too.

VG: I'm hungry. What were we talking about again?

Dark Koopa: These distractions are annoying. Iggy, who's the one too cool for the other?

Iggy: Oh fine, it's Lemmy. Only because he's older though. He's matured more. Darn maturity...

Dasher: It's made a fool of us all. Oh, and I claim this seat in the name of Dasher, yada yada.

Dark Koopa: Iggy, you're claimed to be smart. Is this true?

Iggy: Oh, but of course.

Dark Koopa: Why are you smart?

Iggy: Well, I was born with a gift.

Dark Koopa: Right. We're all born with fairy magical powers that makes us smart. Yeah, parents say that to all the kids, but it's not true.

(The children in the audience start crying.)

Dark Koopa: Oh, just learn to accept the truth.

Iggy: Well, I studied a lot. A real lot. I hardly ever went outside.

Dark Koopa: I suppose that explains why you're so weak.

Iggy: I... guess.

Dark Koopa: Remember, kids: You can be strong or smart, but not both.

Roy: Hey, that Shy Guy's right!

Dark Koopa: Koopa.

Roy: Oh.

Iggy: But I'm a manly man! On the Internet, I type in pink text!

Dark Koopa: ... Oi...

Silver Knight: I'm impressed.

Dark Koopa: No you're not.

Jack: Continue this Interview or I cut you. I cut you up real good. With my sword. Yeah.

Dark Koopa: Crazy Italians that are not actually Italian. Okay. Why is your shell blue?

Iggy: I was born this way.

Dark Koopa: That's too obvious. It's green in the cartoons.

Iggy: All right, all right. I painted it blue a couple years ago. I like blue. It's better than green, plus it's an easy way to tell me from Lemmy. We're not twins, people! We were born years apart!

Thumbs: I found the toothpicks! Hooray!

(Thumbs buries the audience in toothpicks.)

Dark Koopa: Totally unneeded.

Thumbs: Main reason I did it.

Pura: You know, I don't see how this is a special. I mean, it's normal besides that fact it's a lot more chaotic.

(Thumbs tosses a cherry bomb into the audience.)

Pura: Like that, for example.

Blue: When will the chaos end?! Tell me! Tell me! Tell m-

Pura: Are you aware you're only adding to the chaos?

Blue: I'll be quiet.

Dark Koopa: Why did you fight Mario over an island surrounded by lava in Super Mario World?

Iggy: He caught me at a bad time...

Dark Koopa: Huh?

Iggy: I mean, I wasn't trying to fight him there. I was just there at the time.

Dark Koopa: Doing what?

Iggy: Roasting hotdogs.

Dark Koopa: ...

Iggy: What? I forgot to buy a microwave.

Dark Koopa: Just forget it. How did you become invincible to Mario's attacks in Mario World?

Iggy: It was all thanks to a little device that gave me an invisible energy shield. Mario's attacks were too weak to break the shield. Wendy had something like that in Yoshi's Safari.

Dark Koopa: Why were you given Yoshi's Island?

Iggy: I wanted to take that over personally. I wanted to see the Yoshis suffer. I hate Yoshis.

(Silence...)

Dark Koopa: Hmm, I feel like something should happen right now, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Hmm, something that's happened a million times before in situations like these... Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter.

Iggy: Phew...

Dark Koopa: How were you able to shoot fireballs at Mario there?

Iggy: That's thanks to another device I made. It shoots fireballs. It was good for keeping Roy away. I don't need it anymore though. I know how to breathe fire on my own.

Dark Koopa: Wait. If you had this fireball thing with you, why didn't you use that to roast those hotdogs?

Iggy: That device has limited energy before it needs a recharge. I'm not gonna waste it on such activities as cooking red meats.

Dark Koopa: Well, you lost anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Iggy: That wasn't nice.

Dark Koopa: I know.

Iggy: I'm telling the smelly hybrid on you.

(Delrin beats up Iggy.)

Delrin: What did I tell you about that?

Dark Koopa: Silly smelly hybrids...

Delrin: You best shut up or you get hurt too, foo'.

Dark Koopa: Ooh, big mean 300-pound hybrid's gonna hurt me. I'm so scared.

Delrin: That's it!

Dark Koopa: Now, Siro!

Siro: Ho ho.

(Siro drives his milk truck through the wall of the studio, runs over several audience members, and exits by driving through another wall.)

Dark Koopa: Not what I wanted you to do.

Delrin: Good. Now I'm gonna bust you up.

VG: Uh oh... One way to fix this... CAKE!

Dark Koopa: Ooh, cake!

Iggy: Cake!

Thumbs: Cake!

Pura: Cake!

Audience: Cake!

(Everyone surrounds the cake.)

Dark Koopa: Um, what's that black stuff inside the cake?

Pura: Thumbs...

Thumbs: Yes?

Pura: You're supposed to cook the cake first, THEN put the person inside that's supposed to pop out of it, not the other way around.

Thumbs: Oops...

Dark Koopa: Oh well. Everyone eat cake and all is forgiven.

Delrin: I hate cake.

Dark Koopa: ... Crud. How about pie?

Delrin: That'll do.

Dark Koopa: Yes, all is forgiven! We eat cake and pie of forgiveness now.

Thumbs: Now I can practice my singing. (Singing)On the 100th Interview speciaaaaalllll!

Dark Koopa: No. You're dumb. End transmission.