Extreme: Welcome to another Interview.

Dark Koopa: Lies. They're not welcome.

Lemmy: Lemmy's-

(Dark Koopa cocks his shotgun.)

Lemmy: *gulp*

Dark Koopa: Say something else. I dare ya.

(Lemmy is quiet.)

Dark Koopa: Good, good.

Blue: Wow, you blackmailed Lemmy.

Dark Koopa: Wait, what?

Blue: I said "Blackmailed".

Dark Koopa: Oh.

Extreme: So who's our unlucky- err, I mean special guest this time?

Flavio: Flavio hates you all.

Dark Koopa: That guy, who thinks he hates everyone more than me.

Flavio: Flavio hates you!

Dark Koopa: I hate you more.

(This goes on for about five minutes, but Flavio is too tired to speak anymore.)

Dark Koopa: Hey, man in parenthesis, how can we interview him if he can't talk?

Flavio: Aha! Flavio has tricked you all!

Dark Koopa: That was a lame trick.

Flavio: Why thank you. Want to hear another one?

Extreme: No.

Dark Koopa: No.

Flavio: Lies!

Dark Koopa: Li- Truth!

Extreme: Interview. Now.

Dark Koopa: Yes... Erm, why are you a sea captain? You're lame.

Flavio: I am the richest man alive! I am able to do what I want to do.

Dark Koopa: How much money you got?

Flavio: More than you, of course.

Dark Koopa: Specify. A lot of people have more money than me.

Flavio: I told you. I am rich. I am a millionaire who loves to tell...

Extreme: Lies?

Dark Koopa: That sounds about right.

Extreme: Next question: Why do you tell stories only about you?

Dark Koopa: Isn't it obvious? He's an ego-holic. I could tell that from the moment he talked.

Extreme: I asked him.

Flavio: No, he's right. I have quite the ego. The best ego.

Extreme: Which Eggo?

Dark Koopa: Ego, not Eggo.

Extreme: Yum.

Dark Koopa: Now I'm hungry.

Flavio: Keep on questioning me!

Dark Koopa: Where'd ya find that Skull Gem?

Flavio: My great great great grandpappy Flavio found the Skull Gem from Cortez. He said he found it in the cave with him nowhere around.

Extreme: So, where did you get that hat from?

Flavio: I stole it.

Extreme: Is that a lie?

Flavio: Why would I lie about stealing?

Dark Koopa: Ego boost.

Extreme: I'd say so.

Flavio: ... Flavio hates you all.

Extreme: Good for you. Dark, ask another question.

Dark Koopa: He still hasn't answered where he got the stupid hat from.

Flavio: I stole it.

Dark Koopa: I think we clarified that was a lie.

Flavio: Okay, so I bought it.

Dark Koopa: From where?

Flavio: Bob's Hat Store. Buy now.

Dark Koopa: ... This Bob guy has way too much free time.

Bob: You're asking me.

Dark Koopa: I'm not asking anything. Go away, weirdo.

Extreme: Next question. How is it that you bought a boat, and you have enough money to buy a new one, but you didn't?

Flavio: Flavio's lazy.

Dark Koopa: How'd you get your crew? Really, I can't understand how anyone can tolerate you.

Flavio: I promised them lots of money.

Dark Koopa: Was it a promise you were gonna keep?

Flavio: Of course not.

Extreme: Then why does lying run in the family?

Flavio: Why doesn't it?

Dark Koopa: Not bad, Mr. Braces. Err, why do you have braces?

Flavio: Too much candy.

Extreme: From?

Flavio: Flavio loves candy. Flavio eats it all the time.

Dark Koopa: Dark Koopa dislikes speaking in the third person.

Extreme: Extreme also hates speaking in the fourth person.

Dark Koopa: Uh... Anyway, I think your crew is coming for their pay.

Extreme: Or is it Thumbs?

Thumbs: Nah. I'm right here. With a shov- I mean, happy fun-time stick.

Pa-Patch: I want my bloomin' 'ay.

Extreme: You want hay?

Pa-Patch: P-ay.

Extreme: P-Hay?

Pa-Patch: Shut up.

Extreme: How much does he owe you?

Pa-Patch: He promised a million coins.

Crew Member 1: Me too.

Crew Member 2: Me too.

Crew Member 3: Me too.

Crew Member 4: Aww man, our names are numbers.

Thumbs: Silly NPCs...

Extreme: Yep.

Flavio: Flavio's gotta split!

(Flavio runs off.)

Dark Koopa: That pun was lame.

Thumbs: It wasn't a pun.

Extreme: I guess that's it for the Interview.

Blue: Unless...

(Thumbs bashes Dark Koopa with a shovel.)

Blue: Oh great.

Extreme: What did you do that for?

Blue: Thumbs...

Thumbs: This is taking too long. I want to see the 100th Interview special already! You get free toothpicks. Toothpicks!

(Thumbs drags Dark Koopa off.)

Blue: Well, that's all for tonight.

Extreme: So much for my 20th Interview.

Thumbs (from far off): 100 is a prettier number!

Extreme: Well, join me and Blue next time. I'm Extreme.

Blue: I'm Blue.

Lemmy: And I'm ending this. End Transmission.

Iggy: Me likey gumdrops!

Lemmy: ...