Lemmy: Good day all! I trust you won’t hold those other Interviews against me.
Audience: Wishful thinking!
Lemmy: Gee… thanks a lot.
Audience: You’re welcome!
Lemmy: I’m doing an Interview today, obviously, but I don’t know who my guest is. So, I’ll be relying on questions from you to help figure it out. My guest will answer in yes or no questions only. The first person to shout out the answer will win a prize. Got it?
Audience: No.
(The mystery guest walks on. It is covered in a disguise: a bag over its head.)
Lemmy: Tough! Ok, you, in seat 76, start us off!
Matthew:
Ok, so did you like my Interview with the 12-foot ant?
(Toad races out of the room.)
Ludwig: Please allow me to set the record in order. Are you a serious badguy, or merely a cheap imitation of such?
Lemmy: Yes or no questions only!
Karma: Have I ever beaten you up before?
???: No.
Wendy: Did you ever buy me a dress?
???: Yes.
Blackbelt: Did you get roped into coming to Lemmy’s lame Interviews instead of mine?
???: Yes.
Mario: Here we go!
(Security guards come and drag Mario out.)
Yoshi: Is guest big than Yoshi?
???: Yes.
Lemmy: But only when you’ve not eaten to full capacity.
Wario: Are you easy to steal from?
???: No.
Peach: Have you kidnapped me before?
???: Yes.
Iggy: How about me?
???: No.
Roy: Do you think I’m cool?
???: No.
Waluigi: Are you Wario?
???: No.
Smash: Do you rule the Koopas by any chance?
???: Yes.
Smash: Darn, I’m stumped.
Lemmy: Any guesses?
Bowser: ROARGH!
(Bowser tears off the bag and looks quite angry.)
Lemmy: Nice job Larry! How did you guess? Was it that really good clue at the end?
Larry: Nah, I used my X-ray specs to see through the bag.
Lemmy: Well, you win-
Bowser: A trip to the dungeon!
Larry: Aw poot.
(Bowser runs over to Larry and hurls him straight into the dungeon. Then he starts terrorizing the rest of the audience.)
Lemmy: I’ll see ya next time, if you survive!
(Suddenly the camera is hit by- no, I won’t stoop so low as to get into that contest.)
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