Dark Koopa: I exploded last Interview.

Thumbs: Then how'd you get back here?

Dark Koopa: Magic.

Thumbs: Right.

Bill Nye: Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Dark Koopa: That doesn't affect me anymore.

Bill Nye: Aww...

Thumbs: Silly singing ceiling.

Dark Koopa: Interviewee. Now.

Thumbs: Okay... Uh, Dark Bones, come out.

Dark Koopa: ...

Dark Bones: ...

Dark Koopa: Father!

D. Bones: Son!

(Dark Koopa and Dark Bones hug. Typical cheesy happy ending movie music plays.)

Dark Koopa: ... Wait.

D. Bones: Hmm?

Dark Koopa: I don't... know you.

D. Bones: Ohh... Well this is awkward.

Dark Koopa: Sure is... Um, let's go to questions?

D. Bones: Might as well.

Dark Koopa: Why are you blue?

D. Bones: I'm enchanted by magic. It makes me stronger and gives me a few magic abilities.

Dark Koopa: Like?

D. Bones: The ability to hold keys and fill up rooms with Dry Bones.

Dark Koopa: Ooh... well, why blue? Why not purple or something?

D. Bones: I don't know. I didn't pick the color.

Dark Koopa: Why are you called "Dark" Bones? Are you really dark?

D. Bones: Are you really dark?

Dark Koopa: Sorta...

D. Bones: Well, I do have dark energy, but I don't know how to manipulate it.

Dark Koopa: Why not?

D. Bones: Well, I'm dead. I don't have much of a brain.

Dark Koopa: What were you before you died?

D. Bones: Magikoopa. Where do you think I got my magic from?

Dark Koopa: Magic you don't know how to use...

D. Bones: Yup.

Dark Koopa: Where do you get the bones for all the Dry Bones?

D. Bones: I eat living Koopas and store the bones in my body.

Dark Koopa: Eww...

D. Bones: Then I just spit them out as Dry Bones.

Dark Koopa: Lovely... Well, audience time. Seat 545735373e72523.

Thumbs: E?

Einstein: E equals MC squared.

MC Hammer: Hammer time!

Thumbs: Eww, a 90s rapper.

Hammer Brother: You stole my attack!

(Hammer Brother uses Hammer Time on MC Hammer.)

Dark Koopa: Yeah... Question now, please.

Mushroomer: You eat anything besides Koopas?

D. Bones: I eat anything living.

(The Dark Bones eats the Mushroomer.)

D. Bones: Koopas are just my favorite.

Dark Koopa: Seat 23.

Goomba: If you eat- Gah!

(The Goomba is also eaten.)

Dark Koopa: Let them finish their question first.

D. Bones: Fine.

Dark Koopa: Seat 24.

Shy Guy: If you eat another species, does it come out as the shape of a Koopa?

(Dark Bones eats the Shy Guy.)

D. Bones: Yes. The magic also helps with making everything I eat the same shape.

Dark Koopa: Seat 26.

Crazy Dayzee: ...

Dark Koopa: Question?

Crazee Dayzee: If I say a question, he'll eat me.

(Dark Bones eats Crazee Dayzee before a question is asked.)

Dark Koopa: ... Seat 41.

Goonie: Why were you in the Palace of Shadows?

D. Bones: Guess who killed me.

Goonie: No.

D. Bones: ... Gloomtail.

(Dark Bones tries to eat the Goonie, but it flies away.)

D. Bones: Aww...

Dark Koopa: Seat 9.

Magikoopa: Why are there two of you?

D. Bones: Oh, that's just me twice. I wanted to see if I could beat Mario a second time after he was already weakened.

(Dark Bones tries to eat the Magikoopa. but is struck with a fire spell and burnt to pieces.)

D. Bones: Ow... Just end transmission.

Dark Koopa: I'm really glad you're not my father.