Dark Koopa: Burt the Bashful, huh?

Thumbs: Stop reading the title.

Pura: You're breaking the fourth wall.

(A crate falls on Thumbs.)

Thumbs: Ow... Hey...

Dark Koopa: Yes! Revenge!

Burt the Bashful: Um, you guys interviewing me?

Dark Koopa: Nope... Wait, yes.

Burt the Bashful: Um... okay.

Dark Koopa: First... Why are you so bashful

Burt the Bashful: People think I look stupid...

Dark Koopa: I can see why...

Burt the Bashful: Thanks for the support...

Dark Koopa: Erm, well, why aren't any of the other Bashfuls all that bashful? I mean, sure, that's their name, but they don't look it. Jumping around... in public.

Burt the Bashful: Well, they're grown to accept what they look like. They don't care what anyone says about them, no matter how ugly they look.

Dark Koopa: Oh, I see... You're not bashful, you're stubborn.

Burt the Bashful: I refuse to believe that!

Dark Koopa: Which backs my arguement.

Bash the Bashful: Not true!

Dark Koopa: Deny it all you want, but the audience knows the truth.

Audience: Huh...?

Dark Koopa: Erm, Thumbs knows the truth.

Thumbs: Hey, don't bring me into this!

Dark Koopa: ... Never mind.

Burt the Bashful: Do I have to?

Dark Koopa: ... That aside, why did Kamek choose you to make larger?

Burt the Bashful: Well... you see, the fortress I was in was actually not called "Burt the Bashful's Fortress", but instead just "Bashful's Fortress". Kamek was not aware Yoshi had entered our fortress until rather late, the time when Yoshi reached the room I was in. Thinking fast, he cast his enlargement spell on the first Bashful he saw, and that was me.

Dark Koopa: Then where'd the name "Burt the Bashful's Fortress" come from?

Burt the Bashful: Kamek bribed Nintendo later when they made a game out of this to make it look like he was on time and all.

Dark Koopa: So all you could do for an attack was jump around?

Burt the Bashful: That's all any Bashful can do. I'm no special case.

Dark Koopa: Audience questions!

Audience: Huh...?

Dark Koopa: Neve-

Thumbs: Hey, don't bring me into this!

Dark Koopa: ...

Thumbs: What?

Dark Koopa: Forget the audience questions. Um, why did you have something that spits out eggs in your room?

Burt the Bashful: You mean a Birdo?

Dark Koopa: ... No. It was something else.

Burt the Bashful: Ohhh, that thing. Actually, I don't know why that's there. I had nothing to do with it. Though I heard Kamek put it there because he was feeling generous and wanted to give Yoshi an actual chance.

Dark Koopa: How come when you're hit with an egg, your pants fall down or whatever?

Burt the Bashful: The pants are kind of like a shield of sorts. I'm hit, part of the shield "falls off".

Dark Koopa: So you lived after being beaten?

Burt the Bashful: Yeah. All that pressure made me explode, but that explosion knocked me out.

Dark Koopa: Okay, I got nothing. Pura, ask something.

Pura: Make me.

Dark Koopa: I'll set that melon patch on fire.

Pura: I'll kill you.

Dark Koopa: It'll be worth it.

Pura: Grr, fine.

Dark Koopa: I knew you'd see it my way.

Pura: What's with the cracks in parts of the ceiling in the first area of your fortress?

Burt the Bashful: We were starting to build a second floor up there, but then we decided to ditch the project and patch the ceiling back up. Our budget was pretty low though, so some areas of the ceiling were indeed cracked.

Pura: There, I asked my questio- HEY!

(Dark Koopa can be seen lighting a match near the melon patch.)

Dark Koopa: Uh oh...

Pura: You're dead.

Dark Koopa: I was just letting a campfire for the kids!

Pura: What kids?

Dark Koopa: The kids that... End transmission! Hahaha!

Pura: You're not inside. That won't work.

Dark Koopa: Darn it!

Thumbs: End transmission.

Dark Koopa: Yes!

Pura: You're dead too, Thumbs! Dead!