Dark Koopa: Okay, time for your first Interview! Yeah...

Pura: I already did one.

Dark Koopa: Your first one as security guard.

Pura: I don't want to do another one.

Dark Koopa: Then you're fired.

Pura: Okay.

Dark Koopa: Well, that didn't work...

Pura: See ya.

Dark Koopa: Oh, wait, you're under contract!

Pura: It said nothing about me having to interview people.

Dark Koopa: Hmm... Well, I'm not interviewing Lord Crump...

Pura: Crump you say?

(Pura jumps into the interviewer chair.)

Pura: Bring him out.

Dark Koopa: Thumbs?

Thumbs: Stop making me do stuff you can do yourself... Come on out, Crump.

Lord Crump: Buh huh, okay.

(Crump walks out and does a Richard Nixon pose while dodging tomatoes from the audience. He soon sees Pura.)

Crump: ... Bye.

(Crump runs out the front door screaming like a girl. Moments later, he runs screaming back through the back door. He's tripped by Pura as he passes by.)

Pura: Get in the chair, you bumbling oaf!

Crump: Okay, okay.

Pura: Now, I'm gonna ask you a few questions.

Crump: I'd rather you not.

Pura: Too bad. Firstly, how did you, of all people, become Grodus's right-hand man?

Crump: I'm the strongest X-Naut out there.

Pura: No, you're just durable. I've seen some Elite X-Nauts stronger than you.

Crump: Yeah, that's it.

(Pura punches Crump.)

Crump: Hey! What was that for?!

Pura: I was seeing if you were durable.

Crump: But you already know I am!

Pura: Yup.

Crump: ...

Pura: Next is that ridiculous laugh. Why do you have such a stupid laugh?

Crump: I have throat problems. Leave me alone.

Pura: You're lying.

Crump: Err, well, I just thought the laugh was cool, so I laughed like that all the time. Now that I'm so used to it, I can't really stop.

Pura: Well, I can assure you the laugh isn't cool.

Crump: Is too.

Pura: Is not.

Crump: Is too.

Grodus: Shut up, Crump. Your laugh is moronic.

Crump: ... Way to take the enemy's side...

Pura: Now for that robot Magnus Von Grapple. Who made that piece of junk?

Crump: The X-Naut PhDs...

Pura: Why did they build it for you?

Crump: Grodus's orders. He didn't want it himself, so he handed it off to the next person in power.

Pura: Which is sadly you. Okay, what about the pirate ship? Another thing made by X-Naut PhDs?

Crump: Yeah... I helped with that one!

Pura: Which explains its failure.

Crump: ...

Pura: I have to wonder how anyone was fooled by that pirate getup you had. How did you manage that?

Crump: Hey, I moved one of my horns. That makes me unrecognizable.

Pura: ...

Thumbs: Remember Pura, this was Mario, Flavio, and a bunch of NPCs. Shouldn't be too hard to fool.

Crump: Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup-

(Pura punches Crump.)

Pura: Stop that.

Crump: Ow...

Pura: How did you heal in that fight against Mario in Chapter 5?

Crump: First aid on the ship.

Pura: I don't see how that would heal all the wounds.

Crump: Well, they're just PhD potions... They're yummy.

Pura: Right... Back to Magnus. Who named it?

Crump: The top scientist in our clan: Magnus Von Snapple.

Pura: Sounds like a type of fruit drink...

Crump: Well, he did love to drink...

Pura: Erm... Okay, that thing around your neck... What is it? Some say it's a beard. Others say it's a cape.

Crump: Cape, defintely. X-Nauts don't have beards. We prefer looking like superheroes.

Pura: Yet you're villains...

Crump: Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup-

(Pura punches Crump again.)

Pura: I said to stop doing that. Now, your suit... Why is it purple?

Crump: My favorite color is purple. What's your excuse?

Pura: I am purple.

Crump: Oh...

Pura: Okay... now here's an interesting one: How did you survive being launched into space?

Crump: Uh... Oh! Lucky for me I ran into an X-Naut spaceship. They brought me onboard and back to the moon.

Pura: You have spaceships?

Crump: Yes, yes we do.

Pua: You gonna clarify?

Crump: Nope.

Pura: Well, I'm out of questions, so it's now time for pain and misery.

Dark Koopa: Ooh! I'll get the saw!

Pura: No need.

(Pura's hands start to glow.)

Crump: Evasive action twenty-five!

(Crump hits himself in the head with a shovel.)

Crump: Aha! If that doesn't hurt me, nothing wil-

(Crump collapses on the floor.)

Pura: Well, that was stupid.

(Thumbs starts to bury Crump.)

Thumbs: Well yeah, this is Crump we're talking about.

Pura: Thumbs, stop breaking the fourth wall.

Thumbs: I wasn't.

(Dark Koopa is hit with a crate.)

Dark Koopa: Whoever thought up this gag should be severely punished.

Pura: End transmission.