Dark Koopa: I'm here.

Thumbs: I'm not.

Dark Koopa: Yes you are.

Thumbs: Well I am now since I crashed through the ceiling.

Dark Koopa: Huh?

(Thumbs crashes through the ceiling.)

Dark Koopa: Well, that defied logic, so let's start the Interview.

Thumbs: Hey, what do ya know? Today's candidate for security guard is someone who tried to kill me like seven times.

Dark Koopa: Ooh, really now? Make this person permanant.

Thumbs: But-

Dark Koopa: Do it.

Thumbs: Fine.

(Thumbs flies off with a contract.)

Dark Koopa: Today I interview... Mack. Who's Mack?

Mack: I am.

Dark Koopa: Oh, a giant sword. How did a giant sword become alive?

Mack: I was made in Smithy's Factory. That place is magical or something.

Wizzerd: Lies!

Audience: Pies!

(Wizzerd is pied.)

Wizzerd: I'll get you next time, BATMAN!

Dark Koopa: And you know fire spells. How did you manage that?

Mack: When I was crafted, I was enchanted with fire powers. I fire my spells from the tip of my sword.

Thumbs: I'm back.

Dark Koopa: You are?

Thumbs: Oh, wait.

(Thumbs crashes through the ceiling again.)

Thumbs: There we go.

Dark Koopa: And where's the new security guard?

(Pura crashes through the ceiling.)

Dark Koopa: ... *twitch*

Pura: Thumbs! Why'd you make me do that?!

Thumbs: Hey, I only dropped you. I don't control where you land.

Pura: I'm going to kill you.

Thumbs: Better add that to the list.

Mack: I believe we should continue.

Dark Koopa: Yes. Why did you align yourself with Shysters?

Mack: I needed a place to conquer. They needed a place to bounce. Win-win.

Dark Koopa: Why did you choose the Mushroom Kingdom?

Mack: If you're going to conquer someone, why not the chancellor? I was thinking big.

Dark Koopa: I noticed your fire powers are limited...

Mack: Yeah. I can only use fire attacks for so long before I need to rest and recharge.

Dark Koopa: Well, why didn't you just jump on Mario's head? I mean, you're a giant sword. If a giant sword jumped on me, I'd probably be dead.

(Dark Koopa dodges a couple swords coming from the audience.)

Mack: Ya know, if I had hands right now, I'd slap myself.

Dark Koopa: Time for audi-

(Pura fries the audience.)

Dark Koopa: Never mind.

Pura: I did that just to spite you.

Dark Koopa: I figured.

Thumbs: Thank goodness for NPCs. No matter how many you kill, they'll still be plentiful.

Dark Koopa: Fourth wall broken...

(Dark Koopa is hit with a crate.)

Dark Koopa: Ow! It was Thumbs! Not me!

(Thumbs sips a slushie.)

Dark Koopa: Ignoring that... Why haven't you appeared in another game besides SMRPG?

Mack: I'm with Smithy. It's not gonna happen unless he appears in another one, and I'm unsure of his plans on that.

Dark Koopa: What do you do now?

Mack: I'm an actor.

Dark Koopa: Really?

Mack: Yeah. I play the Master Sword in Legend of Zelda parodies.

Dark Koopa: ...

Mack: What?

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today.

Five minutes later...

Dark Koopa: I guess we're having a normal ending today.

(Thumbs sips a slushie.)

Thumbs: Yep.

(Pura sips a slushie.)

Pura: Yep.

(Mack sips a slushie.... somehow.)

Mack: Mmhmm.

(Dark Koopa sips a slushie.)

Dark Koopa: Yep.

Mack: King of the Hill, nice.

Thumbs: Can't four people stand in front of a fence, sip a beverage, and say "yep" without if being King of the Hill?

(The King of the Hill theme starts up.)

Dark Koopa: Yep.

Pura: Yep.

Mack: Mmhmm.

Thumbs: Yep.

Mack: End transmission...