Danny: Ok, I'm here.
Pyro: About time, kitty.
Danny: Argh! Cut it out! I'm a Pikachu! Pikachus are mice!
Pyro: Sure they are, kitty.
Danny: You know what? I'll ignore you.
Pyro: Sure, kitty.
Danny: Who are we interviewing today?
Danny: What are you doing here?
Dark Koopa: I'm just a Koopa in a world gone bad... doing what I need to do to give information to the people who want to know about characters of the Mario Universe.
Danny: Lemmy made you come?
Dark Koopa: Yup.
Danny: Well, here comes Tubba now.
Tubba: Ok, just get this over with.
Danny: Why were you called "Invincible" in Paper Mario?
Tubba: Bowser made it so without my heart, I would be invincible.
Danny: Why do you like to eat Boos?
Tubba: What? They are delicious! They come in all different flavors!
Danny: But couldn't they just fly right out of you?
Tubba: Bowser made it so nothing could fly out of my belly.
Dark Koopa: Yet they all did when you were beaten.
Tubba: Because I allowed it.
Dark Koopa: Suuure.
Tubba: Really.
Dark Koopa: Whatever. Why did Bowser pick you to use the Star Rod on?
Tubba: Well, I have my own castle.
Dark Koopa: Sure you do. If so, where'd you get it from?
Tubba: I always owned it. I got it from my father, who got it from his father, who got it from his father, who's the brother of Bowser's great grandfather.
Dark Koopa: You're related to Bowser?
Tubba: YES!
Bowser: NOO!
Top: MAYBE!!!
Danny: Why did you do that?
Top: Because I like to be random. BURRITO!!1!!1!1!11!
Dark Koopa: Eww, lack of holding the shift button again.
Danny: What? It's funny. Audience time! Seat 4.
Linky: Why are you purple?
Tubba: Purple is my favorite color.
Danny: Like with Roy and pink?
Roy: You got a problem, punk?
Danny: No. Seat 23.
Terry: Pfft. You all stink. I don't know why I am here.
Sponge: Die, pink Goomba!
Terry: AHH!
(Sponge chases Terry out of the studio.)
Dark Koopa: Wait, wait. How does having your favorite color purple make you purple? Besides, you're blue.
Tubba: Erm... Okay, okay! So I was painted blue by a bunch of bullies when I was younger. I wanted to be purple. It wasn't fair...
Dark Koopa: I'm purple! Haha! Um, seat 784.
Lemmy: How'd you get that Yakkey key thing?
Tubba: It was on the ground near the windmill. So I put my heart in there, and locked it with him. But he didn't want to be alone, so he was with me.
Lemmy: Wait, I never got to say Lemmy's Interview Show!
SGM: You just did.
Lemmy: Oh.
Danny: Well, I think that's it for now. See you next time on Danny's-
Lemmy: Interview Show! ARGH!
Danny: Hehe.
Pyro: Want some meat, kitty?
Danny: OH, THAT'S IT!!!
Pyro: AHHH!
(Danny chases Pyro out of the studio.)
Dark Koopa: I get to say it! E-
Square: End Transmission.
Dark Koopa: Darn it!
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