Thumbs: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dark Koopa: Stop disturbing me!

Thumbs: But it's too much fun!

(Dark Koopa grabs a tranquilizer dart.)

Dark Koopa: Do you want to have fun?

Thumbs: Umm... Not that much fun.
 
(Dark Koopa puts the dart in a suggestion box.)

Dark Koopa: That was random.

(Thank you.)

Kody: I'm here.

Dark Koopa: Okay, good.

Lemmy: So am I!

Dark Koopa: You're not in the Interview.

Lemmy: I know. I just came to annoy you.

Dark Koopa: ... You're too kind. Anyway, welcome to-

Thumbs: Lemmy's-

(Dark Koopa blasts Thumbs with a cannon.)

Thumbs: *coughcoughcough*

Dark Koopa: Welcome to Dark Koopa's Interview Ahow! Today I have a guest tourist with me-

Kody: WHAT?!

(Kody's eyes turn yellow.)

Dark Koopa: Um... I mean, he's a fellow interviewer who's agreed to accept me as his co-tourist!

Kody: That's better.

Audience: Flee!

Kody: HA!

(Kody presses a button, and the audience is caged around a pool of lava.)

Audience: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Kody: MWAHAHAHAHA!

Dark Koopa: You're freaking me out...

Kody: Thank you for your kind concern.

Dark Koopa: I thought I was the only one who was supposed to be sarcastic.

Kody: Whatever. Anyway, welcome Watt onto the show, everyone!

Audience: WAAAAAAAAAH!

Watt: (thinking they said "WAAAAAAAT!") Hi!

Pura: Do you like Yoshis? Not sure why I asked that... It's not like I care...

Kody: Yoshis are cool. They're darned strong, for one thing. I know. I've played Super Smash Brothers, and beat Master Hand at the Very Hard level. With Yoshi, of course. The Hip Drop attack is cool.

Pura: All right... I won't beat you to a bloody pulp then... For no reason.

Kody: ... You're too kind.

Dark Koopa: Can we stop being sarcastic?!

Kody: As if we weren't sarcastic to begin with.

Dark Koopa: ...

Pura: ...

Dark Koopa: Fine! Anyway, Watt, what are your formal statistics?

Watt: I have 50 HP, 7 Attack, and 4 Defense.

Kody: That's pretty strong!

Watt: I have been in training at the Toy Box.

Kody: The Toy Box? How did you make friends with the Shy Guys?

Watt: Well they like to have fun, but in a different way than I do. I'm teaching them how to have fun in a less harmful way.

Dark Koopa: Why did you decide to help that cheesy plumber? Oops.

Mario: CHEESE!

Susan: DO YOU WANT ME TO CHEESE OUT OF YOU?!

Pura: Is that possible?

Susan: I don't know, BUT I'M MORE THAN WILLING TO TRY!

Dark Koopa: Please stop speaking in CAPS LOCK and using old catchphrases. Thank you. Watt, please answer my question.

Watt: He freed me from that mean ghostie!

Big Lantern Ghost: I needed something to see!

Kody: WHAT?! You said you liked the dark.

BLG: Lies, I tell you! Why is my name an abbreviation again?!

(Because I'm-

THWACK!!!

-Ow, WE'RE too lazy.)

Dark Koopa: That's better.

Kody: ...

BLG: ...

Dark Koopa: So, what you're saying, Watt, is that you were trying to be grateful-

Kody: GRATEFUL?!

Dark Koopa: No more speaking in caps lock! Please!

Kody: Fine.

Dark Koopa: In fact...

(Dark Koopa growls menacingly.)

Dark Koopa: The first one who uses caps lock again will die.

Kody: But we use caps lock in our names. (aside) Idiot...

Dark Koopa: What did you just call me?

Kody: I didn't call you anything.

Dark Koopa: Your memory is short.

Bowser: HEY! You stole that from me!

Dark Koopa: Pura, get him! He used caps lock!

(Pura beats Bowser up. Um... insert witty pun.)

Kody: ...

Watt: Yes, I'm grateful. And I really liked the feeling those Super Blocks gave me. I felt all tingly inside, hee hee hee!
 
Kody: You're... funny. Real funny.
 
Dark Koopa: Cut it with the sarcasm.
 
(Kody's eyes turn yellow again.)

Dark Koopa: Pura, after the Interview beat up Kody, please.
 
Pura: Okay.

(Kody looks at Pura, eyes still yellow. Pura's eyes turn firey. Even though Pura doesn't normally do this, but for the sake of bringing up an old joke, she does. They stare at each other for...)

TWELVE HOURS LATER...

(Kody and Pura are still glaring at each other with eyes glowing yellow and firey.)

Dark Koopa: Anyday, now.

(Pura falls down.)

Kody: I win!

Dark Koopa: Someone shoot me...

(Mario takes out a cannon and blasts Dark Koopa.)

Dark Koopa: *coughcoughcough* A cannon?! Grr...

Kody: Anyway, Watt, how come your attack doesn't work on enemies like Bowser?

Watt: What attack?

Kody: Um... forget what it was called.

Dark Koopa: It's Electro Dash.

Kody: Thank you.

Watt: Well, my attack can be repelled greater by enemies who have greater defense.

Dark Koopa: That explains a lot.

Morton: LOT OF CAKE!!!

Bill Nye: SCIENCE!!!

Morton: SCIENCE CAKE!!!

Dark Koopa: Aaaargh! I'm gonna have a mid-life crisis if you don't shut up!

(The audience shuts up.)

Dark Koopa: Thank you. Now... Watt, you are the daughter of...?

Watt: Lil' Sparky.

Dark Koopa: Okay, just wanted to prove Thumbs was wrong.

Thumbs: About what?

Dark Koopa: That Watt was created by Jelectros. You know, the bet we made, not during an Interview...

Thumbs: Oh that! Right... WHAT?!

Dark Koopa: Thumbs! You said something in caps lock! Kill yourself!

Thumbs: I'm not that stupid, you know.

Dark Koopa: Darn it.

Kody: Watt, one more question before we go to a commercial. Why didn't you just break out of BLG's lantern-

Dark Koopa: That's in caps lock!

Kody: It's an abbrevation, stupid.

Dark Koopa: What did you say?!

Kody: Pass?

Dark Koopa: ... Shut up.

Kody: No, we've got an Interview to run. Why didn't you just break out of Big Lantern Ghost's lantern?

Watt: It was made out of electricity resistant material.

Dark Koopa: Okay, let's go to a commercial. Ciao, people.

Kody: You speak Italian?

Dark Koopa: ... No comment?

Kody: ...

***

Wizardhiemer: Welcome to Shop Smart!

Wendy: Produced by Whipping Cream!

Wizardhiemer: That's Wizardhiemer! WIZARDHIEMER!!! Now, the three steps to shop smart are: Search, Check, and... errr, what was the third one again?

Wendy: Sigh... it's Ensure, Whizzyheart.

Wizardhiemer: ... Never mind. Okay, step one: Search. Search for bargains on food items.

(Scene swtiches to a shop in Toad Town.)

Yellow Ninjakoopa: Hmm... 5 coins for a Fire Flower... ooh! 20 coins for that one! It must be special, that one!

(Yellow buys the 20-coin Fire Flower and runs out.)

Fun Guy Fungi: Sucker!

(Fun Guy Fungi laughs and walks out of the store through a secret back door. Back to Wizeman...)

Wizardhiemer: Okay, that was the complete opposite. Second step: Check! Check the due date to see if the product is fresh!

(Back at the shop in Toad Town.)

Yellow Ninjakoopa: Hmm... *sees a Honey Syrup, filled with green glowing mold* Ooh, more special stuff!

(He pays Fun Guy Fungi five coins and runs out with the bad Honey Syrup.)

Fun Guy Fungi: Once again: Sucker!

(He makes a rude Japanese face and again walks out the back door. Back to Hiemerwizard...)

Wizardhiemer: I HATE YOU, NARRATOR!!! Anyway, the final step: Ensure! Make sure that you are not being cheated for your coins!

(Again, to the shop in Toad Town...)

Yellow Ninjakoopa: Excuse me!

Fun Guy Fungi: (aside) Oh crud, did he catch me? (to Yellow) U-um, what seems to be the problem, sir?

Yellow: YOU JUST CHEATED ME 20 COINS!!!

Fungi: Uh...

(Fungi turns and runs out of the back door, followed by Yellow.)

Yellow: COME BACK HERE, CHEAT!!!

(Back to Windsorhemrage...)

Wizardhiemer: AAAARGH!!! STOP DOING THAT!!! Anyway, that's all for Shop Smart! Until next time, this is Wizardhiemer, signing off! Hey, someone got my name right!

Wendy: You said your name, duh.

Wizardhiemer: ...

***

Dark Koopa: And we're back!

Kody: Yup. Time for audience questions. Seat 14?

Thumbs: Should I be in the audience?

Dark Koopa: No. Now get over here.

Thumbs: Aww...

Dark Koopa: *sigh* Seat 4?

Larry: Why do you have like... a nose?

Watt: How rude! I was born with it! Not all of us are noseless.

Larry: Are you all yellow?

Watt: Not all of us. Some are orange too.

Kody: Seat 56.

Dancing Banana: *dances*

Kody: That was appalling, rude, tasteless- wait, not tasteless, you're a banana.

(Kody eats the dancing banana.)

Dark Koopa: Um... Seat 49.

Koops: So what do you do now?

Watt: I have a job as a torch for that really dark room in the Toy Box.

Kody: You get paid for just sitting there? No fair.

Dark Koopa: Seat 1.

Pura: Are you aware I never lose?

Watt: Is that a question for me?

Pura: No.

Kody: Um... thatsallwehavefortodatseeylaterbye.

(Kody rushes out of the studio.)

Pura: Blast.

Regal: BLAST!

Dark Koopa: Um e-

Thumbs: End transmission!

Dark Koopa: Grr... *shakes fist*