Dasher: Welcome to Dash-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dasher: Dasher!

Lemmy: Lemmy!

Dasher: Da-sher.

Lemmy: Lem-my.

Dasher: D-A-S-

Lemmy: L-E-

Dasher: Oh, who cares?

Dark Koopa: Me.

Dasher: Today I interview X-Naut.

X-Naut: HAIL GRODUS!

Dasher: No! I will not kill for Grodus!

Grodus: Who said anything about kill?

Dasher: Uh...

(Dasher runs off.)

Later...

Dasher: So what are X-Nauts?

X-Naut: We are a warrior race that chills in a base on the moon, dude, sir, sir dude.

Dasher: Are you native to the moon?

X-Naut: Nope. We used to live on Plit, but Grodus moved us to the moon so we could make plans to collect the Crystal Stars.

Dasher: Did you know of these plans?

X-Naut: To an extent. Grodus told us the Crystal Stars would help us rule the world, but he didn't say anything about no Shadow Queen!

Aqua: Hey Dasher!

Dasher: Beat it, woman!

Aqua: Ruuuuuude!

Dasher: Why are all X-Nauts the same size?

X-Naut: It's our suits. They compress our bodies to be one size.

Dasher: What about Grodus and Lord Crump?

X-Naut: Grodus technically isn't an X-Naut.

Grodus: Respect my authority!

X-Naut: As for Lord Crump, he gets a special suit because he's Grodus's first in-command.

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh huh!

Grodus: Shut it!

X-Naut: WE ARE THE X-NAUTS!

Dasher: What's the deal with that?

X-Naut: We have to say that every time Grodus is angry.

Dasher: Wow, what a baby...

(Grodus can be seen sucking his thumb.)

Dasher: How do you feel about Crump?

X-Naut: I think he's just a big goof. He wouldn't be second in-command if he didn't have so much HP.

Dasher: How did you feel about Pura when she-

Dark Koopa: No spoilers!

Dasher: Aww... Well, I guess we'll have audience questions. Seat 903.

Vivian: Why are Elite X-Nauts so much stronger than regular X-Nauts?

X-Naut: They go through intense training. They seem to be Grodus's "favorite" X-Naut, so they get stronger armor and better potions from X-Naut PhDs.

Vivian: What about the PhDs?

X-Naut: Oh, I'm sure they drank a potion or something to give them more HP. They're not any stronger than basic X-Nauts either, so they throw potions.

Dasher: Seat 42.

Bluewind: Is this an Interview? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Three hours later...

Bluewind: Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Dasher: For the zillionth time, yes!

(Blue's nagging causes the stupid cameraman to faint. He falls off the stage and lands next to a silver Yoshi, dying in the process.)

Silver: Pssshhh, anything to get out of work.

Bluewind: Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Dasher: Can you ask a question? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Bluewind: Okay!

Dasher: Yay!

Bluewind: Why did you attack Bowser?

X-Naut: Anyone who got in the way of our quest for global domination would be destroyed, dude, ma'am, dude ma'am.

Bluewind: Ya know, if you didn't attack Bowser, you could've beaten Mario, together.

Audience: Aww...

Mario: Boo...

X-Naut: We didn't know!

(The X-Nauts starts crying.)

Dasher: That's all we have for today.

Silver: Pssshhh, anything to end the show.

Dasher: Would you stop that?

Silver: Pssshhh, anything to get me to stop.

Dark Koopa: Yay! No Pink or Thumbs this Interview!

Pink: End.

Thumbs: Transmission.

Dark Koopa: I just set myself up for that one.

Silver: Pssshhh, anything to end trans-