Dasher: Hooray! I've renewed my contract-

Lemmy: I didn't hear that!

Dasher: Uh oh.

(Dasher walks over and quickly signs a contract and hands it to Lemmy.)

Lemmy: You wrote Shuriken in it...

Dasher: Yeah, my middle name...

Lemmy: Okay, see ya... Wait... My Dark senses are tingling...

Dasher: Oh GREAT, another Spider-Man spoof?

Dark Koopa: Hello.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

(Dasher begins to punch the tar out of Lemmy, and then fires an ice beam at him.)

Dark Koopa: Overkill much?

Dasher: Ha, I graduated from being a Jinx apprentice and am now a Samurai Mage! Huh?

(Dasher turns to Dark Koopa.)

Dasher: Nah, I threw some air punches. So, who will be joining us?

Dark Koopa: Um, Grubba.

Grubba: Hello there.

Dark Koopa: Good. He's not in his insane macho form.

Grubba: Yeah, and some stupid football player revived me with a Pick Me Up and said we have an Interview to do.

(Chargin' Chuck is seen near the door, arms crossed.)

Chargin' Chuck: You bet.

Dasher: Okay, what games are you in?

Grubba: Just Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. I owned the Glitz Pit.

Dark Koopa: I've heard of that. Why'd you start those fights anyway?

Grubba: So I could attract victims for my energy sucking machine!

Dark Koopa: ... Psycho...

Dasher: What was your secret to immortality?

Grubba: I found a weird orange gem-like Star in a Chain Chomp's mouth one day, and I thought it was for good luck. The next year, I was exactly the same, no changes. I figured out I was immortal.

(Dasher is seen writing something down, but Yoshi swallows it.)

Yoshi: No immortality for you!

(Yoshi tries to push Dasher but he is too weak.)

Dark Koopa: How did you find the Crystar Star?

Dasher: Um... he just explained how.

Dark Koopa: I knew that. I was just testing you. Yeah... How did Prince Mush and Jolene discover your secret?

Grubba: Prince Mush, I killed, and the Crystal Star revived him. It just looked like he was in the energy sucker thingy. Jolene, she once peeked into my office and saw me transform into MACHO GRUBBA!

(Grubba runs around like a little kid pretending to be Superman and then sits back down.)

Dasher: Yeah... So, did you learn your lesson that not being on a main good or bad side is stupid?

Grubba: Oh yes! I'm working for Smithy next time!

All of Dasher Interview Squad: I HATE Smithy!

Everyone Else: I HATE Smithy too!

Popple: Not me. I hate Yoshis.

Pink: Die!

Popple: Gah!

(Lots of fighting and growling is heard outside.)

Spinia: Audience time!

(Spinia spouts a Podoboo arm and points.)

Spinia: Seat 202!

(Note from Dasher: This Spinia is a fire god.)

(Note from Dark Koopa: I don't care.)

(Note from Dasher: Shut up, Dark.)

Wario: What would you do if you had a million gold coins?

Grubba: I already have a million gold coins.

Wario: Mine!

(Wario tires to rob Grubba, but he punches Wario through the wall.)

Spinia: Seat 41.

Roy: You just let anyone join this fighting thing when they sign up, right?

Grubba: Yeah.

Roy: Then why'd you reject me?!

Grubba: You smelled bad.

Dark Koopa: No I don't! Wait. Who?

Roy: Me! Roy Bully Koopa, King of Bad Boys!

Dasher: ... Who?

Roy: ARGH! *$*#)@)$&!)#_!!!

Dark Koopa: I'm glad we have filters for that.

Dasher: What?

Dark Koopa: (with a copy of the script) Nevermind.

Spinia: Seat 12.

Goombella: Why is your name Grubba, of all names?

Grubba: I'm fat. What do ya expect?! Also, it was supposed to be Grabba, but that was too obvious. You see, I'm quite greedy.

Dasher: Okay, time to close the Interview, I guess. Bye, fatty.

Grubba: Hey! Don't get me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

(Grubba rips off his bowtie and transforms into the Incredible Hulk! Err... Macho Grubba.)

Dasher: Ha! We can take you! Right?

(Dark Koopa can be seen running out of the studio.)

Macho Grubba: Stop recording my takeover!

(Grubba smashes the camera.)

Later...

Dasher: Okay, Macho's in the giant trap.

Spinia: Full of balloons?

Dark Koopa: Balloons!

Yoshi: Oh no!

Chargin' Chuck: Oh no!

Thumbs: Oh no! My credit card is maxed!

All: OH NO!

(Kool Aid Man bursts through the tree Grubba is on.)

Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!

(Everyone stares.)

Dasher: Um... FLEE!

Lemmy: Yay! I'm awake!

(Lemmy gets trampled by the crowd.)

Lemmy: Ow. End transmission.